Grungy pirate

Grungy pirate
Monster ID	616
Locations	Belowdecks
Hit Points	120
Attack	140
Defense	126
No-Hit	150
Initiative	50
Meat	79-117
Phylum	pirate
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops acoustic guitarrr, grungy bandana, grungy flannel shirt
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a grungy pirate

This pirate is extremely grungy. He looks like he needs an easy friend -- you know, one with a hand to lend, preferably holding a bottle of shampoo and a bar of soap. He was resting his head on a pillow made of concrete a little while ago, but now he's ready to fight.

Hit Message(s):

He gnashes his teeth and bites your foot -- how could you forget? Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Ooh!

He finds his nest of salt, and throws some in your eyes. And your wounds. Ouch! Ouch! Argh! Oof!

He hits you with a surprise left - your jaw left hurting, dropped wide open. Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch!

He cuts your hand with his cutlass. You'll have to take time with your wounded hand, 'cause it likes to heal. Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Oof!

He puts your lights out. Contrary to popular belief, it's just as dangerous. Oof! Ugh! Oof! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

He jumps into a nearby temple made of stone, and the temple takes flight! He expertly pilots it into you -- it's like an avalanche and a car accident at the same time. Oof! Oof! Oof! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

He gnashes his teeth and tries to bite your <ankle>, but he accidentally bites the recess lady's <leg> instead.

He tries to find his nest of salt, but he appears to have left it in Marrrgaritaville.

He tries to hit you with a surprise left, but you close your mouth and dodge.

He tries to smack you, but sees his hand is wounded, and has to take time with the wounded hand.

He tries to put your lights out, but he's less dangerous than he thinks he is.

Fumble Message:

He jumps into a nearby temple made of stone, and tries to fly it into you. But it turns out that, like all stone temple pilots, he really, really sucks. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 79-117 Meat (average: 98, stdev: 8.15)*

You acquire an item: grungy bandana (10.2% chance)*

You acquire an item: acoustic guitarrr (19.8% chance)*

You acquire an item: grungy flannel shirt (4.7% chance)*

You gain 35 <substat>.

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Occurs at Belowdecks.

References

• The "lights out" messages references "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana: "With the lights out it's less dangerous / Here we are now / Entertain us."
• The "nest of salt" hit message references "All Apologies" by Nirvana: "Find my nest of salt / Everything's my fault."
• "Marrrgaritaville" is a pirate's take on "Margaritaville", which is in turn a reference to the iconic song of the same name by singer/songwriter "Jimmy Buffett" .
• The Stone Temple Pilot attack message references the Grunge band of same name.
• The "wounded hand" messages references "Creep" by Stone Temple Pilots: "Take time with a wounded hand 'cause it likes to heal."
• The description for the pirate references the Nirvana song "About a Girl": "I need an easy friend / I do, with an ear to lend" as well as the Pearl Jam song "Even Flow": "Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete."
• The "gnashes teeth" miss message references "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam: "Ooh, but we unleashed a lion... gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast..."
• The "dropped wide open" hit message references "Jeremy" as well: "How could I forget / And he hit me with a surprise left / Oh. My jaw left hurting / Ooh, dropped wide open."
• The "resting his head on a pillow made of concrete" part of the description is a reference to "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam.