Grouper groupie
For the similarly named familiar, see Grouper Groupie.
| Grouper groupie | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 734 |
| Locations | A Rumble Near the Fountain, Roller Skate Territory, Ice Skate Territory |
| Hit Points | 500 |
| Attack | 350 |
| Defense | 405 |
| Initiative | 40 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | fish |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, fin, tail |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a grouper groupieThis is a grouper who follows the ice skates around, providing companionship and doing various odd jobs. I can't go into detail on that, since this is a family game. Let's just say they're very, very good friends, and leave it at that, okay?
Hit Message(s):
It blows a kiss at an ice skate, then smacks you with its tail fin. Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Oof! Argh! Oof! Ugh!
It says, "I'm not a band-aid, I'm a groupie!" and smacks you with a fin. Eek! Ow! Argh! Ow! Eek! Ow! Oof!
It mistakes you for an ice skate and kisses you on the neck, leaving a painful hickey. Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Oof!
It calls over a couple of ice skates to beat the stuffing out of you. You didn't even know you *had* stuffing in you, but it's all gone now. Ooh! Oof! Oof! Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Eek! Ugh!
It tries to smack you with a fin, but misses. Looks like that wasn't its lucky fin.
It tries to kiss you, but you point out you're not an ice skate.
It blows a kiss at a nearby ice skate. You avert your eyes.
It starts to attack, but finds out it's been traded to the roller skates for a case of beer. It's so demoralized that it can't bring itself to attack this round. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: groupie lipstick (25% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: groupie spangles (30% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: groupie bra (10% chance)* |
Occurs at A Rumble Near the Fountain, Ice Skate Territory, and Roller Skate Territory.
Notes
- Groupie spangles only drop after you've asked Grandpa about groupies.
- The grouper fangirl drops if you use an ice skate decoy on the groupie.
References
- The hit message "I'm not a band-aid, I'm a groupie!" is a reference to the movie Almost Famous, in which the reverse is said by one of the groupie characters.
- Being traded to the roller skates for a case of beer is also a reference to Almost Famous; it happens to a groupie in the film.
