Grouper groupie

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For the similarly named familiar, see Grouper Groupie.


Grouper groupie
Monster ID 734
Locations A Rumble Near the Fountain, Roller Skate Territory, Ice Skate Territory
Hit Points 500
Attack 350
Defense 405
Initiative 40
Meat None
Phylum fish
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, fin, tail
Drops
groupie bra, groupie lipstick, groupie spangles
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
grouper groupie You're fighting a grouper groupie

This is a grouper who follows the ice skates around, providing companionship and doing various odd jobs. I can't go into detail on that, since this is a family game. Let's just say they're very, very good friends, and leave it at that, okay?

Hit Message(s):

It blows a kiss at an ice skate, then smacks you with its tail fin. Oof! Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Argh! Eek!

It says, "I'm not a band-aid, I'm a groupie!" and smacks you with a fin. Ugh! Ow! Oof! Ouch! Ow! Oof! Ow!

It mistakes you for an ice skate and kisses you on the neck, leaving a painful hickey. Ugh! Argh! Eek! Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It calls over a couple of ice skates to beat the stuffing out of you. You didn't even know you *had* stuffing in you, but it's all gone now. Argh! Ugh! Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Oof! Ouch! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to smack you with a fin, but misses. Looks like that wasn't its lucky fin.

It tries to kiss you, but you point out you're not an ice skate.

It blows a kiss at a nearby ice skate. You avert your eyes.

Fumble Message:

It starts to attack, but finds out it's been traded to the roller skates for a case of beer. It's so demoralized that it can't bring itself to attack this round. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Lipstick.gifYou acquire an item: groupie lipstick
Tinystars.gifYou acquire an item: groupie spangles
Bra.gifYou acquire an item: groupie bra

Occurs at A Rumble Near the Fountain, Ice Skate Territory, and Roller Skate Territory.

Notes

References

  • The hit message "I'm not a band-aid, I'm a groupie!" is a reference to the movie Almost Famous, in which the reverse is said by one of the groupie characters.
    • Being traded to the roller skates for a case of beer is also a reference to Almost Famous; it happens to a groupie in the film.