Groar, Except Hot

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Groar, Except Hot
Monster ID 2217
Locations The Mist-Shrouded Peak
Hit Points 250
Attack 120
Defense 108
Initiative 50
Meat unknown
Phylum beast
Elements hot
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arm, fire, head, leg, wing
dense meat stack, dense meat stack, dense meat stack, dense meat stack, dense meat stack
Quest Groar's fur
Manuel Entry
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Groar, Except Hot You're fighting Groar, Except Hot

You finally reach the summit of Mt. McLargeHuge, and start searching through the mists (honestly, it's probably smoke instead of mist, but we're just doing boss text replacements, not rewriting all the quest text) for the source of the mists smoke. What you find instead is the source of the sudden startled feeling you get as a massive winged yeti-like creature startles you -- a massive winged yeti-like creature. Which, by the way, is on fire.

"Hey, little fella!" you say, in a tone you hope is gentle and reassuring but is probably just patronising. "What's your name, buddy?"

"GROAR." growls the creature, answering your question and sending two chills down your spine: One metaphorical, because he's scary and about to attack you, and the other physical, because he also blasted you with a cloud of intensely cold mist hot smoke when he roared.

Wait, that second one isn't a chill at all. In fact this yeti has no chill! ha ha

Hit Message(s):

You think he's about to blast you with scalding mist, but he surprises you by just slashing open your <groin> with his huge hot claws. Thanks, Groar! Ugh! Ooh! Eek! Ooh! Eek! (hot damage)

He roars, exhaling a cloud of scalding steam. It scorches your <lower back>, and then you accidentally touch your <nipple> with your <thigh>, so that gets burned too. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)[sic]

He licks your <shoulder>. It's like when you get your tongue stuck to a flagpole, only you're the flagpole, and the tongue is a piece of molten metal. Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Ow! Ow! (hot damage)

He blows you over with a blast of steam. You avoid the worst of the heat, but hit your <lower back> on a rock, which is also very hot, so it kinda evens out. Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Ooh! Ow! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He blasts you with a gout of scalding mist, totally encasing you in a block of... ash? Then he carries the block of ash hundreds of feet up in the air and drops it (and you) on a rock. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ow! Oof! Argh! Ooh! (hot damage)

After Combat

With Groar's last breath, he sucks back in all the mist he's been exhaling for the last few weeks, completely clearing up the air around the Icy Peak. Cool.

Furfur.gifYou acquire an item: Groar's fur (100% chance)*
Meatstack.gifYou acquire 5 dense meat stacks (100% chance)*

Occurs at The Mist-Shrouded Peak in the Wildfire challenge path.