Grilling the Foreman

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Grilling the Foreman

As you wander around the dwarf mine looking for veins of meat (or at least some meaty veins), a 7-foot dwarven miner comes running up. He falls down on his knees and gasps for breath, then looks up and shouts at you.

"Cave-in! The mine! The... The foreman... he's.... can't breathe! Can't... form complete sentences! Help! Need somebody! Not...just...anybody!"

You follow the dwarf deep down into his halls of stone, where you see a 7-foot dwarf foreman trapped under a huge vein of meat.

You quickly cast a spell that turns the vein of meat into currency-sized cuts and levitates them off the foreman's broken body.

You walk away feeling good about the deed, the meat, and the magic practice.

You gain 10 Enchantedness.

You gain 100 Meat.

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Occurred at Itznotyerzitz Mine.

References

• The title of this adventure is a reference to the George Foreman Grill.
• The line "Can't... form complete sentences!" is a quote from Trey Parker and Matt Stone's first movie, Cannibal! the Musical, about a group of miners who become trapped in the mountains.
• The Beatles song "Help!", from the album of the same name, begins "(Help!) I need somebody/(Help!) Not just anybody".
• The overall scenario possibly references Terry Pratchett's Witches Abroad, in which Magrat Garlick helps out a dwarven foreman by turning the rock in a collapsed tunnel into pumpkins.