Grilling the Foreman
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As you wander around the dwarf mine looking for veins of meat (or at least some meaty veins), a 7-foot dwarven miner comes running up. He falls down on his knees and gasps for breath, then looks up and shouts at you.
"Cave-in! The mine! The... The foreman... he's.... can't breathe! Can't... form complete sentences! Help! Need somebody! Not...just...anybody!"
You follow the dwarf deep down into his halls of stone, where you see a 7-foot dwarf foreman trapped under a huge vein of meat.
You quickly cast a spell that turns the vein of meat into currency-sized cuts and levitates them off the foreman's broken body.
You walk away feeling good about the deed, the meat, and the magic practice.
|You gain 10 Enchantedness.|
|You gain 100 Meat.|
Occurred at Itznotyerzitz Mine.
- The title of this adventure is a reference to the George Foreman Grill.
- The line "Can't... form complete sentences!" is a quote from Trey Parker and Matt Stone's first movie, Cannibal! the Musical, about a group of miners who become trapped in the mountains.
- The Beatles song "Help!", from the album of the same name, begins "(Help!) I need somebody/(Help!) Not just anybody".
- The overall scenario possibly references Terry Pratchett's Witches Abroad, in which Magrat Garlick helps out a dwarven foreman by turning the rock in a collapsed tunnel into pumpkins.