|Quest||Eye of Ed|
Lord Spookyraven's summoning chamber is empty, and eerily quiet... but naturally, it doesn't stay that way for long. A dagger streaks out of the shadows, and you dodge just in the nick of time as you turn to face your assailant -- a barefoot man wearing a leather vest and a red bandanna -- as he pulls more knives out of his belt.
"Swell. You're another one of those Bolmonts come to kill me, huh?" you ask.
"Not quite," he sneers. "I'm the sworn ally of Travis Bolmont, who freed me from the monstrous curse you put on me!"
"That wasn't me."
"We're going to destroy you and free the people from your oppressive, tyrannical reign!"
"Again, not me."
"Once you've been slain, work can begin to restore the homes and lives of the people you've destroyed!"
"Hello? Hello, are you even listening to me? Oh, forget it."
He climbs up the wall, then across the ceiling, then drops down and stabs you in the <head>. Ouch! Ooh! Argh!
He climbs up a wall and throws a knife at the top of your <nipple>. Ow! Ow! Argh!
He leaps into the air and throws a very impractical number of knives at you. They hit your <giblets>, your <calf>, and your <head>, just to name a few. Of your body parts that they hit, I mean. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ow! Argh!
He tries to throw his knife at you, but forgets to actually let go of it because this isn't the Japanese version.
He climbs up a wall, but accidentally gets too far away from you to effectively attack you.
He tries to throw his knife at you, but forgets to actually let go of it because this isn't the Japanese version. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: red money bag|
|You acquire an item: Eye of Ed|
- Immune to staggers.
- Undaunted, he continues his assault.
- Dodges normal attacks:
- He deftly dodges out of the way of your attack.
- Seems to have a high chance to hit, regardless of moxie.
- Takes significantly reduced damage from most (all?) sources.