|Locations||The Back 40, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)|
|Monster Parts||head, leg, tail, torso, wing|
This is a duck covered from head to toe (do ducks have toes?) in thick grease. It's none too happy about the situation, and it has a pretty good idea of who to blame for it.
It waddles past you. You slip in its grease trail and land in a puddle of ick. Oof! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
It puts its head under its wing, which is actually kind of cute. And then it puts your head under its wing, which definitely isn't. Ouch! Argh! Ow! Argh! (sleaze damage)
The word that you heard is grease. Unfortunately, it's also the puddle you just stepped in. In which you just stepped. Oof! Oof! Argh! (sleaze damage)
It styles your hair into a duck's ass pompadour with its grease. You feel ridiculous. Eek! Argh! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
It slides toward you on its greasy feet, building up a static electricity charge. When it reaches you, it releases its greased lightning! The pain you feel is at once systematic, hydromatic, and ultimatic. Oof! Oof! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
It tries to give you a pompadour, but you dourly refuse the pomp.
It tries to grease you up, but you're no greaser.
You successfully avoid its glistening grease trail.
It tries to grease you, but the word that you heard is you should dodge those attacks.
It tries to build up static electricity to hit you with some greased lightning, but even after burnin' up the quarter mile, it doesn't have a sufficient charge to shock you. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 120-180 Meat (average: 150, stdev: 12.65)*|
|You acquire an item: flirtatious feather (9.6% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: duct tape (4.7% chance)*|
|You gain 43 <substat>.|
- The critical and fumble messages are direct references to the 1978 musical Grease, particularly the song "Greased Lightning".