|Locations||Menagerie Level 2|
This is a being composed of the physical manifestation of the essential grassiness of all that which is grass.
It puts two of its blades in its mouth and lets loose a piercing whistle. Piercing your <face>, to be specific. Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Argh!
It smacks you in the <shoulder>, leaving a stain that will be murder to get out. Oof! Ugh! Oof!
It smacks you in the <thigh> with a plaited-grass tentacle. Argh! Argh! Argh!
It waves some freshly-cut blades of grass in your face. You have a sneezing fit and smack your <foot> on the wall while convulsing. Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Ouch!
It sprouts several scrubby-looking weeds and scratches you up one side and down the other. And then kind of sideways, from side to side. And then diagonally. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ow! Ow!
It snarls at you, but you read it Walt Whitman poems until it calms down.
It tries to smack you in the <calf>, but leaves only a green smear.
It tries to smack you with a plaited-grass tentacle, but you do a lawnmower impersonation until it backs off.
It hits you with several leaves of grass. Wait, no it didn't. Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself.
It starts to attack again, but starts to turn brown around the edges and has to go sit under a sprinkler for a bit. Did I mention there's a sprinkler in this room? There totally is. It's right over there. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: leaf of grass (15% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: folder (Ex-Files) (?% chance)*|
|You gain 15 <substat>.|
Occurs at Menagerie Level 2