This ludicrous cocktail is made from champagne and kumquats, garnished with a little paper umbrella. It's exquisitely ostentatious, but drinking too many of them makes you want to pee in the fireplace. How gauche!
(In-game plural: Gordons Bennett)
|mimosette||little paper umbrella|
|You drink the Gordon Bennett. Then you google "Gordon Bennett" to figure out why.|
|You gain 4 Drunkenness.|
- This item was improperly spelled as Gordon Bennet when introduced, but was corrected on June 2nd, 2006.
- The name, description, and consume text refers to James Gordon Bennett, Jr., a man famous for once arriving drunk to a very prestigious party and urinating in a fireplace. Since then, his name has entered British English vernacular as an exclamation of disbelief.
|Divine | gimlet | Gordon Bennett | Mae West | mandarina colada | Mon Tiki | Neuromancer | prussian cathouse | tangarita | teqiwila slammer | vodka stratocaster | yellow brick road|
|TOP 10 Gordon Bennett collections|
6. manakabab - 413 | 7. Skent - 290 | 8. LoafingOaf - 235 | 9. l4g0s - 229 | 10. Pastahead - 194
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings