Gordon Bennett

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Gordon Bennett
Gordon Bennett

This ludicrous cocktail is made from champagne and kumquats, garnished with a little paper umbrella. It's exquisitely ostentatious, but drinking too many of them makes you want to pee in the fireplace. How gauche!

Type: booze (awesome)
Potency: 4
Level required: 6
Selling Price: 160 Meat.

(In-game plural: Gordons Bennett)
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Item number: 1576
Description ID: 906458312
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Still sm.gif orange boxed wine  
Fruitym.gif kumquat boxed champagne  
Discomask.gif mimosette little paper umbrella
Equals.gif Gordon Bennett

When Consumed

You drink the Gordon Bennett. Then you google "Gordon Bennett" to figure out why.
AdventuresYou gain 14-18 Adventures.
You gain 16-20 Strongness.
You gain 25-27 Enchantedness.
You gain 4 Drunkenness.


  • This item was improperly spelled as Gordon Bennet when introduced, but was corrected on June 2nd, 2006.


  • The name, description, and consume text refers to James Gordon Bennett, Jr., a man famous for once arriving drunk to a very prestigious party and urinating in a fireplace. Since then, his name has entered British English vernacular as an exclamation of disbelief.


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