Go Slow Past the Drawers
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Deep in the Defiled Cranny (well, as deep as one can get in a cranny, really,) you come across a wall covered with those stone plates they use to cover up those drawers they put coffins in. What do they call those things?
You don't know. What you do know is that a couple of them appear to have been tampered with, and their covers are askew and crumbled into rubble on the ground, respectively. Wanna see what's inside?
Open up the closed one |
Inside the drawer, you find a perfectly-preserved set of clothes. Looks like whoever or whatever broke into this thing was only interested in the flesh.
You rifle through the pockets and help yourself to the Meat you find. After all, it's not going to do this absence of a person any good, is it?
![]() | You gain 200-300 Meat. |
Crawl inside the open one |
You crawl into the drawer. It's empty, but it's so dark and quiet that you decide to take advantage of the opportunity to have a nice little nap.
And man, nice is an understatement. You wake up feeling better and more refreshed than you've felt in years!
You gain 20-30 Muscleboundness. |
You gain 20-30 Wizardliness. |
You gain 20-30 Roguishness. |
![]() | You gain 40-50 hit points. |
![]() | You gain 40-50 Mana Points. |
Dig through the rubble on the ground |
You search through the rubble, and find a can of ghuol-repellent. It must've been left here by a caretaker. Maybe one who got taken by surprise and eaten by a ghuol.
![]() | You acquire an item: can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ |
Leave the drawers alone |
You lose interest in the drawers and wander off.
Occured at The Defiled Cranny during Undefile the Cyrpt Quest/April 15, 2011.
Notes
- Choosing to leave the drawers alone did not cost an adventure.
- Functionally replaced by the Death Rattlin' adventure, which contained an extra option.
References
- The name of this adventure is a reference to The Dark Tower series of books, by Stephen King. In The Gunslinger, a demon warns the Gunslinger to "go slow past the drawers."
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The Cyrpt Choice Adventures | ||||||
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The Defiled Nook Skull, Skull, Skull |
The Defiled Niche Urning Your Keep |
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Check behind the first one | 40-60 Sarcasm | Investigate the first urn | 40-60 Wizardliness | ||||
Look inside the second one | 200-300 Meat | Check out the second one | plus-sized phylactery (first time only) | ||||
See what's under the third one | rusty bonesaw | See what's behind Urn #3 | 200-300 Meat | ||||
Check the shiny object (rare) | debonair deboner | Turn Away | Skip adventure | ||||
Leave the skulls alone | Skip adventure | ||||||
The Defiled Cranny Death Rattlin' |
The Defiled Alcove Turn Your Head and Coffin | ||||||
Open up the closed one | 200-300 Meat | Investigate the fancy coffin | 40-60 Fortitude | ||||
Crawl inside the open one | 40-50 HP & MP 20-30 each substat |
Check out the pine box | 200-300 Meat | ||||
Dig through the rubble on the ground | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | Look in the wet one | half-rotten brain | ||||
Leave them all be | Skip adventure | Leave the drawers alone | Skip adventure | ||||
Open the rattling one | Fight swarm of ghuol whelps | ||||||