Gnomester Blomester

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Gnomester Blomester
Monster ID 251
Locations Thugnderdome
Hit Points 35
Attack 35
Defense 31
No-Hit 45
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg
Drops
cog, flange, spring
Manuel Entry
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Gnomester Blomester You're fighting Gnomester Blomester

This strange creature is actually two separate entities. The smaller one, Gnomester, is the brains of the outfit and rides on top of the gigantic (by gnome stagndards) but stupid Blomester. Together, they're at least as intimidating as one-and-three-quarters full-size humagns.

Hit Message(s):

Blomester chucks Gnomester at you and knocks you square on your <face>. Argh! Ooh!

Gnomester taunts you while Blomester bludgeogns you. Eek! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

Blomester grabs a chainsaw from one of the spectators and neatly severs your <eye>. I say neatly because, y'know, you've never seen a chainsaw before, and it's pretty neat. Ouch! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

Gnomester whips Blomester into a fregnzy. But try as he might, Blomester can't seem to hit you.

Blomester chucks Gnomester at you, but misses by a country mile (which is approximately the broad side of 3.5 barns).

Fumble Message:

Blomester rumbles toward you, but then one of the spectators blows a high-pitched whistle and he begins to writhe in pain. Apparently he's part dog. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Cog.gifYou acquire an item: cog (15.5% chance)*
Flange.gifYou acquire an item: flange (3.5% chance)*
Spring.gifYou acquire an item: spring (16.2% chance)*
You gain 7 <substat>.

Occurs at Thugnderdome.

References

  • This character is a parody of the character(s) "Master Blaster", from the movie Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
  • This monster counts as a group (of size two). It takes manifold damage from area-of-effect skills such as Wave of Sauce.