Gnollish Tirejuggler

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Gnollish Tirejuggler
Monster ID 20
Locations The Degrassi Knoll Garage
Hit Points 6
Attack 12
Defense 10
No-Hit 22
Initiative 60
Meat 20-28
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
gnoll lips, gnoll teeth, tires
Manuel Entry
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Gnollish Tirejuggler You're fighting a Gnollish Tirejuggler

This is a Gnoll who wanders Degrassi Knoll juggling enormous tires. Nobody knows why.

Hit Message(s):

He hits you with a tire, then hits you again. You've been retired! Oof! Ooh!

He treads on you, belting you with radial attacks. Eek! Eek!

He hits you with several tires at once. You recoil under the tire pressure. Argh! Ugh!

He rolls his enormous tires over you. You wish he would have rolled out the barrel, instead. 'Cause, y'know, it's wooden and lighter. Eek! Ow!

He beats your inner child with a big, thick inner tube. Ugh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He hits you with all four tires. You stagger, hurt but not beaten. Then you feel the spare tire collide with your shoulder. Argh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He throws tires at you, but you dodge until he gets tired and retires.

He tries to tread on you, but you retread backwards and dodge.

He tries to pressure you into giving up, but you resist his tire pressure.

He tries to roll his tires over you, but you rock backwards just in time.

He tries to beat you with some inner tubes, but you tie his tubes together.

Fumble Message:

He tries to smack you with a tire, but it goes flat. He tries each of his other tires in succession, but they're all limp. Looks like you really let the air out of his tires. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 20-28 Meat
Lips.gifYou acquire an item: gnoll lips (4.5% chance)*
Teeth.gifYou acquire an item: gnoll teeth (5.1% chance)*
Tire.gifYou acquire an item: tires (100% chance)*
You gain 3 <substat>.

Occurs at The Degrassi Knoll Garage.



  • Getting one's "tubes tied," as referred to in the bottom miss message, is a common euphemism for a tubal ligation, a method of female sterilization.
  • Clowns in Circuses (and also people who happen to juggle in their free time but do not happen to be clowns in circuses) often juggle large awkward items, like bowling pins, chainsaws, and tires.