|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg|
This sneaky, ugnderhanded gnome will stop at nothing to accomplish his gnefarious goals. What those goals might be, gno one can say. Suffice to say that they seem to include beating down your pagnsy ass.
He steals your spleen and beats you with it. Sneaky sneaky. Eek! Oof!
He underhandedly smacks you in the underhand. You know, that part in the middle of your fist, where the lines are? Eek! Ooh!
He tries to sneak up on you, but proves to be a lousy sneaker. Speaking of lousy sneakers, put some shoes on, you hippy.
He tries to underhandedly smack you, but can't seem to connect.
He runs up to you, intent on smacking your elbow, but you grab his sunglasses. He writhes in pain, covering his eyes and moaning. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: cog (17.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: flange (3.6% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: sprocket (16.9% chance)*|
|You gain 7 <substat>.|
Occurs at Thugnderdome.