Gnasty gnome

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Gnasty gnome
Monster ID 248
Locations Thugnderdome
Hit Points 35
Attack 35
Defense 31
No-Hit 45
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg
Drops
clockwork key, clockwork key, flange
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
gnasty gnome You're fighting a gnasty gnome

This gnome is pretty gnasty. I mean, he would have to call you Miss Jackson, he's that gnasty. Or maybe Miss Jacksogn, who knows.

Hit Message(s):

He gnoshes on your <neck> with with his gnasty teeth. Oof! Eek! Ugh!

He gnashes his gnasty teeth at you, and bites you ign the <shins>. Oof! Oof! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

He calls you Miss Jackson, and causes a wardrobe malfunction. Namely the failure of your wardrobe to protect you from the vicious wound he inflicts on your <nipple>. Ouch! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to gnosh on your <eye>, but you're gnot having agny of that.

He tries to bite you with his gnasty teeth, but you offer him a breath mignt.

Fumble Message:

He calls you Janet, but you remind him that he's gnasty, and that he shouldn't call you that. He looks vaguely ashamed of himself. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Clockkey.gifYou acquire an item: clockwork key (1.6% chance)*
Clockkey.gifYou acquire an item: clockwork key (1.6% chance)*
Flange.gifYou acquire an item: flange (3.6% chance)*
You gain 7 <substat>.

Occurs at Thugnderdome.

Notes

References

  • The "Miss Jackson" part of the description is a reference to the Janet Jackson song "Nasty", which contains the lyric "My first name ain't baby, It's Janet... Ms. Jackson if you're nasty".
  • The "Wardrobe Malfunction" is a reference to Janet Jackson's exposure at the Superbowl Halftime Show during 2005 when her shirt revealed too much on national television.