Glowing ash house
|Glowing ash house|
|Locations||Unleash Your Inner Wolf|
|Hit Points||75*(Houses encountered+1)|
This is a house made of ash wood that's been baked in a kiln until it's piping-hot. The plumbing inside has also been baked, so it features piping-hot piping. There's a pig standing in front of the house, steam rising from his shoulders, smoking a blazing calabash. That's right, there's a piping-hot pig with a hot pipe, and he's ready to attack.
Your inner wolf licks his chops in anticipation. A little smoked pork would be pretty tasty right about now.
A pig jumps out of the house and throws hot coals at you, blistering your ear. Ow! (hot damage)
The pig who went to market comes back with a jumbo-size piping-hot coffee and drenches you with it. Oof! (hot damage)
A pig runs out of the house with a burning ash twig and brands you until you go "wee wee wee." Eek! (hot damage)
A pig flings some smoking-hot roast beef at you, but you're having none.
- Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.