|Locations||The Roman Forum|
|Hit Points||75% of Defense|
|Attack||Player's Moxie+2, min 10|
|Defense||Player's Muscle+2, min 10|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This guy beats down foes with a smile. Well, I mean, he is smiling as he does it. He doesn't use the smile itself as a weapon.
I mean, he'll sometimes bite people with the teeth inside the smile, but I don't think that really counts as using the smile, right?
Anyway, this guy's pretty happy in his work, and his work is beating the crap out of people. You, specifically.
He whistles a jaunty tune as he stomps you beneath his sandals. Ow! Eek! Ow!
He hums a happy tune as he punches you in the <calf>. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh!
He skips over, happy as a clam, and pokes you with a trident. Oof! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Oof!
He laughs with joie de vivre, then hits you with a coup de grace. Ow! Oof! Eek! Oof! Ooh!
He grins broadly as he pummels you with his fists. Oof! Oof! Ow!
He smiles a friendly smile, but the butt-end of his spear is none too friendly. Oof! Ow! Ow!
He whistles happily as he wraps you in a net and pokes you in the guts with a trident. Then he trips you and knocks you to the ground while the crowd cheers. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Eek! Ooh! Eek! Ow!
He skips over happily with his trident, but is hopping around too much to land the blow.
He smiles a friendly smile, but he doesn't fool you, and you dodge the incoming attack.
He tries to punch you in the <thigh>, but you're not distracted by his happy demeanor.
He grins broadly and swings at you, but can't quite connect. The crowd boos.
He whistles a jaunty tune as he tries to kick your teeth in. Thankfully, he fails.
He laughs with joie de vivre, then fails to hit you with a lack of savoir faire.
He is so overcome with happiness at his lot in life that he can't even bring himself to hit you this round. Thank goodness. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: Chroner|
|You gain Meat.|
|You acquire an item: salt wages (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: gladiator tunica (2% chance)*|
Occurs at The Roman Forum.
- This monster originally dropped 3 Chroner from its coin purse when defeated (but only while in The Roman Forum). After its introductory event, the Chroner drop was reduced to 1.
- Players with the time-twitching toolbelt equipped receive 2 additional Chroner from the coin purse. The purse message is replaced by the following:
- Your belt buzzes and the gladiator's coin purse is replaced with a slightly bigger coin purse.