Gingerbread wino

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Gingerbread wino
Monster ID 1982
Locations Gingerbread Train Station
Hit Points  ?
Attack  ?
Defense unknown
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
3-5 sprinkles, gingerbread wine
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
gingerbread wino You're fighting a gingerbread wino

You see a gingerbread fellow staggering around the train station, and you try to figure out exactly what kind of person he is. Your thought process goes like this: "Rider? Na. Wino."

And then, as though he heard you think that ridiculous non-joke, he starts swinging a broken bottle at you, like you deserve. Yes, I'm blaming it on you.

Hit Message(s):

He smashes a liquor bottle over your head, and colored sugar water gets in your eyes. Augh! Ouch! Eek! Argh!

He throws a wild haymaker at you while shouting something about "red-hot communists". Argh! Eek! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He gets right up in your face, and more terribly your nose. Argh! Ouch! Oof! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He smashes a liquor bottle over your head, but it's just sugar glass.

He tries to throw a haymaker at you, but it's more like plastic Easter grass.

Fumble Message:

He takes a swig from a Nik-L-Nip in a paper bag and forgets to attack you for a moment. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Sprinkles.gifYou acquire 3-5 sprinkles
Gingerwine.gifYou acquire an item: gingerbread wine (10% chance)*

Occurs at Gingerbread Train Station.