Gingerbread tech bro
Gingerbread tech bro | |
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Monster ID | 1988 |
Locations | Gingerbread Upscale Retail District |
Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
Attack | Player's Moxie+10 |
Defense | Player's Muscle+10 |
Initiative | 0 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | dude |
Elements | None |
Resistance | ? |
Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
Manuel Entry | |
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This gingerbread guy is wearing expensive headphones, which he was able to afford easily because his tee-shirt was free from a startup he used to work at, his hoodie was free from a different startup he used to work at, and his phone and computer were free from the startup he currently works at.
Hit Message(s):
He strangles you with the gold-chromium polyalloy cable to his expensive headphones. Ooh! Ow! Eek!
He bludgeons you with a lanyard full of free thumbdrives from conventions, product launches, vendor demos, and video game collectors editions. Ow! Ugh! Argh!
He slowly and patiently explains how to use GitHub until you gouge out your own eyes from despair. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Eek! Oof!
He attempts to bore you to death by telling you about the importance of gold headphone plugs.
He starts to flail you with a string of thumbdrives, but realizes his favorite pirated anime fansubs are on there.
It looks like he's too busy writing sneering replies to tech-forum help requests to attack you. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire 23-25 sprinkles |
![]() | You acquire an item: gingerbread hoodie (3% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: gingerbread smartphone (15% chance)* |
Occurs at Gingerbread Upscale Retail District.