Gingerbread lawyer
| Gingerbread lawyer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1979 |
| Locations | Gingerbread Civic Center |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a gingerbread lawyerY'know why gummi-sharks don't eat gingerbread lawyers? Because gingerbread lawyers don't swim.
What they can do, however, is assault you with impunity, because they all have really good lawyers.
Hit Message(s):
He clocks you with a gingerbread gavel he stole from a gingerbread judge. Hey, wait a minute! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
He offers to settle the case for some of your hit points, and you grudgingly accept. Oof! Eek! Oof!
The gingerbread lawyer smashes you with his gingerbread briefcase, then sues you for destruction of property. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Argh! Ooh!
He stops to adjust the knot of his frosted-on necktie.
He tries to jab you with a paperclip, but it too is made of gingerbread.
The gingerbread lawyer has to stop and fill out a document requesting the court's permission to attack you again. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 18-20 sprinkles |
 | You acquire an item: candy dress shoes (3% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: gingerbread restraining order (5% chance)* |
Occurs at Gingerbread Civic Center.
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
