Gingerbread gentrifier
Gingerbread gentrifier | |
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Monster ID | 1986 |
Locations | Gingerbread Upscale Retail District |
Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
Attack | Player's Moxie+10 |
Defense | Player's Muscle+10 |
Initiative | 200 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | dude |
Elements | None |
Resistance | ? |
Monster Parts | arm, beard, head, leg, torso |
Manuel Entry | |
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This gingerbread man is dressed like a gingerbread man from like 150 years ago, for no reason that you can see. He smells like expensive pomade. He tastes like a normal gingerbread man, though, which you know because he just punched you in the mouth.
Hit Message(s):
He pulls out a fancy Gucci knife and stabs you with it. Argh! Oof! Argh!
He headbutts you and gets fancy French icing all over your face. Eek! Eek! Argh!
He splashes an extremely complicated cup of coffee in your face. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ooh! Oof! (hot damage)
He pulls out a fancy Gucci knife, but hesitates because he doesn't want to get your pleb blood all over it.
He ostentatiously adjusts his fancy cufflinks, so you can see that he's wearing fancy cufflinks.
He sneers and rolls his eyes at your outfit. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire 18-20 sprinkles |
![]() | You acquire an item: gingerbread smartphone (15% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: gingerbeard (% chance)* |
Occurs at Gingerbread Upscale Retail District.
References
- "Lumbersexuals" are hipsters who dress up as lumberjacks and grow lumberjack-esque beards to show off their masculinity.