Gingerbread finance bro
Gingerbread finance bro | |
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Monster ID | 1987 |
Locations | Gingerbread Upscale Retail District |
Hit Points | 75% of Player's Defense |
Attack | Player's Moxie+10 |
Defense | Player's Muscle+10 |
Initiative | 150 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | dude |
Elements | None |
Resistance | ? |
Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
Manuel Entry | |
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This business-casually dressed recent gingerbread college grad just got out of an important meeting, and apparently you're in between him and the gingerbread strip club he's trying to get to.
Hit Message(s):
He clocks you with the vintage leather rucksack he uses as a laptop bag. Ouch! Ow! Ugh!
He hits you like he hit the sales clerk that told him you can't pop the collar on a dress shirt. Oof! Ouch! Eek!
He makes a few phone calls, and tanks all the companies your retirement fund is invested in. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Argh! Ugh!
He stops fighting for a second to check his portfolio.
He stops to adjust the knot in his "power tie".
"Get a job," he sneers at you, unaware that your job is basically to murder him. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire 28-30 sprinkles |
![]() | You acquire an item: gingerbread smartphone (15% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: candy necktie (3% chance)* |
Occurs at Gingerbread Upscale Retail District.