Gift-a-pult Messages (A-E)

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The gift-a-pult allows various gift items to be used in combat. Each item's combat message is preceded with "You load the <item> into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger."

Contents

A

Allpurpose.gif
Apparently, one of the flower's purposes is "laying the smack down to the tune of 206 damage."
Nethamulet.gif
The sharp points of its hash-marks pierce <it> for 10-12 damage.
Angelcake.gif
Nothing's more delicious than an angel-food cake, and nothing does 2212 damage like a fallen-angel cake.
Diabal.gif
A point of the diamond pierces him, then the balloon pops, for an impressive 54 damage. I guess diamonds aren't forever, after all.
Stuffliz.gif
It kind of bops up against him and accidentally strangles him with its string for 588 damage. No biggie.
Arrowbal.gif
The balloon misses him, but the arrow hits for 23589 damage.

B

Babycakes.gif
The cakes land on him, making him cry like a baby and doing 216 damage.
Nutsack.gif
A snake pops out of it (a snake! It's a snake!) and surprises him for 10-12 damage.
Soupbowl.gif
The soup is even more beautiful as it flies through the air, and even more beautiful than that as it deals X damage.
Cufflinks.gif
Your opponent catches them and spends an hour trying to rearrange the gems, somehow taking 40-50 damage in the process.
Cuddlecake.gif
It certainly does more damage to your opponent than cuddling would have done. Since cuddling only does emotional damage, I'd say it did about 100-125 points more.
Beancake.gif
The cheesecake crashes into the ground, and the resultant explosion of birds, snakes, and aeroplanes does 12074 damage.
Blacklight.gif
It glows at your opponent, making <it> think <it's> covered in bruises. <It> is so convinced that <it> actually takes 10-12 damage.
Blackheart.gif
It proves to be a brave heart by choking your opponent for 10-12 damage. Freedom!
Lotus.gif
<It> taps it for X damage, and you cut your foe some slack while <it's> getting its nerve back.
Daquiri.gif
The fly takes flight from the drink and in midair is eaten by a spider, which is eaten by a bird, which is eaten by a cat, which is eaten by a dog, which is eaten by a cow, which squashes <it> for 10-12 damage.
Plasmaball.gif
It shatters against your opponent and the lightning escapes, shocking <it> for 10-12 damage.
Velvetcake.gif
The cake shatters, covering him for 617 suave damage.
Sawblades.gif
The saw blades do what saw blades were born to do, cutting him for 527 damage.
Mysterybox.gif
The box hurtles through the air toward your opponent. Just before impact, the boxing glove pops out, punching <it> for X damage.

C

Daquiri.gif
The fly takes flight from the drink and in midair is eaten by a spider, which is eaten by a bird, which is eaten by a cat, which is eaten by a dog, which is eaten by a cow, which squashes <it> for X damage.
Studbelt.gif
A wannabe goth punk spots it flying through the air and leaps for it, stomping your opponent with his pleather thigh-high boots for 10-12 damage.
Rosebunch.gif
It bonks him for 2021 points' worth of bad romance damage (ra ra ooh la la).
Clownham.gif
There's a flurry of squeaking noises, X damage, and then ominous silence.
Clubneck.gif
The chain lands around his neck, and the cheap metal gives him a rash for 23 damage. Too bad your opponent wasn't another adventurer.
Cake3.gif
Congratulations! You just hit him for 1221 damage with a celebratory cake!
Book3.gif
The book bonks off of <it>, doing a sweet 1109 damage.
Potion4.gif
It spills out over your opponent, and the ensuing X damage is cymbally irresistible. *rimshot*

D

Daisy.gif
The pot smashes into him. He's half crazy, all for the love of 10 damage.
Nightshade.gif
He accidentally eats one of the leaves, and suffers 5330 poison damage.
Defskull.gif
It says, "I deduce that I will survive this impact, and that it will do X damage." Looks like he was half right.
Purse.gif
A nearby fashionista leaps up to catch it and lands on your opponent, stomping <it> with a criminally expensive spiked heel for X damage.
Devilcake.gif
Your devils-food cake does hella damage. 5098 damage, to be precise.
Diamondneck.gif
The chain lands around his neck, and the cheap metal gives him a rash for 23 damage. But it was totally the best rash, and the most damage, ever.
Doubledais.gif
The double-sized flower pot smashes into him before he can put up his dukes, doing 23384 damage.

E

Eggnoodles.gif
They hit your opponent for 119 damage. Goo goo goo joob!
Encring.gif
Vg uvgf sbe 10-12 qnzntr.
Orchid.gif
Turns out it was a wild orchid, and bites him for 513 damage, in a soft-focus, smutty kind of way.
Chicle.gif
It explodes in <its> mouth, or something similar to a mouth, and does X damage.

Notes

It hits for 10-12 damage.
Gift-a-pult Combat Messages
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