Giant pair of tweezers
| Giant pair of tweezers | |
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| Monster ID | 38 |
| Locations | Fernswarthy's Tower (Retired) |
| Hit Points | 8 |
| Attack | 16 |
| Defense | 14 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | leg |
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You're fighting a giant pair of tweezersThis is a magically animated giant pair of tweezers. Even though you're not a giant nose hair, they're still pretty startling.
Hit Message(s):
It viciously plucks all the hair from your <kidney>. Ouch! Eek!
It stabs you in the <throat> with its razor-sharp ends. Why are tweezers always so damn sharp? Argh! Ouch!
It plucks your eyebrows into pencil-thin lines, which any woman can tell you hurts like a bastard. Argh! Oof!
It squeezes your head in between its pincers. Pincers? Tweezing surfaces? Let's just say it tries to tweeze your entire head. It hurts. A lot. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ouch!
It tries to pluck the hair from your <ear>, but gets disgusted and quits halfway through.
It tries to pluck your eyebrows, but bows before the might of your awe-inspiring unibrow.
It tries to stab you with its razor-sharp ends, but you grab one leg and trip it up.
It starts to close itself around your neck, intent on tweezing your head right off. Just at that moment, though, a weretaco with a unibrow floats by. The tweezers get distracted. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain 4 <substat>. |
Occurred at Fernswarthy's Tower.
