Giant fried egg

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Giant fried egg
Monster ID 606
Locations The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)
Hit Points 99999
Attack 99999
Defense 89999
No-Hit 100009
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum slime
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts yolk
Drops
None
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
giant fried egg You're fighting a giant fried egg

On this floor of the tower, you are stopped by a giant menacing fried egg, like a gigantic greasy yellow eye staring at you with hatred. It charges toward you, intent on making a fatal contribution to your cholesterol levels.

Hit Message(s):

It grabs hold of you and starts forcing its way down your throat. You can hear your arteries clanging shut in protest. Ooh! Argh! Ow! Ouch! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Ow! Argh! Ouch!

You find yourself smothered in warm yolk goo. It's even worse than it sounds. Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Argh! Oof!

In Kingdom of Loathing, egg beats you. Ow! Ugh! Oof! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Argh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to you[sic] in the <calf>, but misses.

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You throw the black pepper into the egg's... er... face? Yolk? Anyway, it stops short, momentarily stunned. Lacking a gigantic hamburger to crush it beneath, you push it out of the window instead.

Occurred at The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs).

Notes

  • This monster's combat weakness is the black pepper.
  • If you lose, you will receive a hint as to which item to use.
    • First hint: Hot dog, this is a real pickle you've got yourself in.
    • Second hint: What time is it? No, it's not peanut-butter-jelly time.
    • Third hint: Maybe there's some way to spice up this combat a bit.
    • Fourth hint: Gesundheit.
    • Fifth hint: Maybe some pepper from the Black Forest would scramble its senses.

References

  • Giant eggs were one of the enemies from BurgerTime which you could stun with pepper, and "kill" via giant hamburger toppings.
  • The second hint, it's not peanut-butter-jelly time is a reference to the popular "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song which involves a dancing banana.
  • The hit message: "In Kingdom of Loathing, egg beats you." is a reference to Russian Reversal