Ghostly pickle factory worker

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Ghostly pickle factory worker
Monster ID 214
Locations The Spectral Pickle Factory
Hit Points 180
Attack 200
Defense 180
No-Hit 210
Initiative 70
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, legs, torso
Drops
ghost cucumber, ghost cucumber
Manuel Entry
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ghostly pickle factory worker You're fighting a ghostly pickle factory worker

In life, this guy endlessly walked the halls of the pickle factory, soulless and without direction. Then occasionally his boss would make him make some pickles.

In death, he does approximately the same thing, except his boss is long gone.

Hit Message(s):

He force-feeds you pickle juice. Foul, man. Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Eek! Ow! Ooh! (spooky damage)

He soullessly gazes into your soul with his dead, dead eyes. For some reason, you're compelled to hit yourself in the <shoulder>. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He gazes into your eyes, and your mind suddenly fills with the implanted memory of years and years of monotonous factory work. You punch yourself in the stomach to ease the pain. Ow! Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Ow! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to force-feed you pickle juice, but you spit juice back at him.

He tries to gaze into your soul, but you'd rather die than give him control.

Fumble Message:

He rears back to hit you with a ghostly pickle, but then a ghostly whistle blows, and he starts running for the exit. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Cuke.gifYou acquire an item: ghost cucumber (50% chance)*
Cuke.gifYou acquire an item: ghost cucumber (20% chance)*
You gain 40 <substat>.

Occurs at The Spectral Pickle Factory.

Notes

References

  • The combat text refers to the Nine Inch Nails song, "Head Like A Hole": "Head like a hole./Black as your soul./I'd rather die than give you control."
  • On the Jick & Mr. Skullhead radio show, Mr. Skullhead has occasionally described Will Ferrell as having "dead, dead eyes."