Ghost of Elizabeth Spookyraven
| Ghost of Elizabeth Spookyraven | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1564 |
| Locations | The Haunted Gallery |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | unknown |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 100% |
| Monster Parts | ectoplasm, head, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the ghost of Elizabeth SpookyravenYou find the tormented souls painting the skeletal nanny told you about. It's six feet by six feet of tiny figures all suffering horrible torture, impalement, and disfigurement at the hands of cackling demons. One guy is even getting what looks like sheet music branded right onto his buttocks. It's pretty off-putting. "What kind of little girl would be into a painting like this?" you wonder aloud.
"The very BEST kind of little girl!" a voice says, down around your navel height. You look down and see the ghost of Elizabeth Spookyraven staring up at you, her eyes black and spiteful. "And this painting has given me some really fantastic ideas!" she says, and launches herself at you.
Hit Message(s):
She throws a creepy doll at you. It lands a little short, but its stare is profoundly unnerving. Ow! Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Ouch! (spooky damage)
She hurls a bust at you, busting you in the <giblets>. Ow! Eek! Ooh! Eek! Ugh!
She tips a Surrealist painting over your <ear> and scorches you with melting clock. Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Eek! (hot damage)
She rips a painting off the wall and jams it over your head, whacking you good with the frame. Ugh! Ouch! Argh! Ow! Eek!
She throws a handful of jacks at you, and when they hit you find they've been sharpened to razor-sharp points.. Oof! Ouch! Argh! Oof! Argh!
She knocks over a statue that's behind you, crushing you beneath some old naked marble dead guy. Argh! Oof! Ow! Ugh! Ow!
She lifts an incredibly sharp and dangerous-looking sculpture off a pedestal with her spectral power and hurls it at you. It crashes down on you, poking you and crushing you at the same time. Oof! Eek! Eek! Ooh! Eek!
She throws a creepy doll at you, but you bat it away.
She throws a bust at you, but you dodge so the attack's a bust.
She tips a Surrealist painting over your head, giving you an urge to fill a dinghy with giraffes.
She rips a painting of the wall and hurls it at you, but it's not an Impressionist work so it doesn't make much of an impression.
She throws a handful of jacks at you, but you're a jack of all trades, and a master of dodging.
She tries to knock over a statue behind you, but the monument of granite sends a beam into your eye, and you dodge.
Elizabeth suddenly stops and flops onto the ground, wailing. "I don't wanna go to bed!" she shouts. "I'm not tired! Don't make me go to bed! You're not my real dad!" (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Elizabeth's Dollie (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Elizabeth's paintbrush (% chance)* |
| You gain 16-34 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Haunted Gallery, as part of the Lights Out Quest.
Notes
- Immune to stuns and staggers.
- This monster cannot be copied.
References
- The last miss message is based on a lyric from the They Might Be Giants song "The Statue Got Me High".
