Geve Smimmons

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Geve Smimmons
Monster ID 1817
Locations Back Room SMOOCHing
Hit Points 300
Attack 200
Defense 240
Initiative 150
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance 70% elemental, 74% physical
Monster Parts arm, head, huge tongue, leg, torso
demon makeup kit
Quest the tongue of Smimmons
Manuel Entry
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Geve Smimmons You're fighting Geve Smimmons

Some kind of crazy demon-faced guy with a topknot and leather bat wings swoops down on you with a screech, and waggles his tongue in a way that makes you rather uncomfortable. Judging by the ridiculousness of his outfit and his general demeanor, he must be one of the leaders of the SMOOCH Army, if not the leader.

Which explains a few things.

Hit Message(s):

He sprays a mouthful of blood (or possibly comic book ink) at you. Ugggh! Eek! Ouch! Oof! Ooh!

He shouts it out loud. Loud enough to rupture your eardrums. The pain is anything but sweet. Eek! Ugh! Ow! Ugh!

He crushes your ankle with a battle-axe shaped bass guitar. I guess this is where his underlings got the idea. Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He pulls a torch out of somewhere and blows a fireball at you. I guess the "Flaming Youth" is you. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Argh! Argh! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

He shouts it out loud, but you haven't got any hearing left to lose.

He swings his axe-shaped axe at you, but the cord gets in the way.

He spits some fake blood at you. It's gross, but not particularly injurious.

Fumble Message:

"Trust me!" he says. "I'm a doctor!" He doesn't seem very trustworthy. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Smimtongue.gifYou acquire an item: the tongue of Smimmons (100% chance)*
Demonmakeup.gifYou acquire an item: demon makeup kit (100% chance)*

Occurs at Back Room SMOOCHing.