Getting a Leg Up (Small-O-Fier)
You walk onto a vast wasteland with weird, limbless trees growing out of it. The ground beneath you is kind of soft and -- well -- fleshy. Huh.
Realization strikes so hard that your head hurts a little. Some weird quantum effect of the Small-o-fier has caused you to end up as a tiny version of yourself, exploring YOUR OWN LEFT LEG! You have to sit down and ponder the metaphysical implications for a minute, as well as wish you'd showered this morning.
As you ponder, you hear syncopated drum 'n' bass in the distance. You consider investigating, but you're a little scared that the rhythm is gonna get you.
| Investigate the drums |
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| Hide behind a hair |
You decide you don't want any hair-raising adventures, so you hide behind one of your hairs and wait for the Small-o-fier effect to wear off. You pass the time by contemplating the infinite, doing push-ups, and practicing your pick-up lines.
| You gain 30-40 Strengthliness. You gain 30-40 Mysteriousness. You gain 30-40 Chutzpah. |
| Climb up a hair |
You wrap your arms and legs around one of your hairs and hoist yourself up it. You hold tightly to the tip of the hair and look across the vast expanse of your leg, up to your knee, up to your waist, up to your own face, looking back at you.
Vertigo grips you, and you lurch backward, breaking the tip off of the hair and holding it as you fall back down to your own skin. Yeesh, man. Trippy.
 | You acquire an item: hair of the calf |
Occurs at Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier, with neither Smooth Legs nor Stubbly Legs.
