Getting Flashed

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Getting Flashed
Getting Flashed

You wander around lost for a while, finally stumbling into a packed bar that's hosting some kind of promotional party. You see scantily-clad women handing out various tchotchkes and trinkets, and everyone drinking sample-sized bottles of some new drink.

"Hey, pretty lady," you say to one of the promoters, "wha's this all about?"

"Willer breweries is rolling out a new drink," she says. "It's a cheap, tasty alternative to pricey champagne. We call it Willer My Life, The Beer of Champagnes. Remember, with My Life, they'll love you more."

"Thanksh," you say. They're out of free samples, but you do get a promotional button with a flashing red light on it. It's not the best you've ever been flashed while drunk, but it's pretty nifty.

Beerpin.gifYou acquire an item: flashing novelty button

Occurred during St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor on St. Sneaky Pete's Day VIII - X.


  • "Willer My Life, The Beer of Champagnes" is a reference to the American beer Miller High Life, which uses the slogan "The Champagne of Beers".
  • "With My Life, they'll love you more" refers to The Beatles song "In My Life". The lyrics are actually "In my life, I love you more."