|Locations||"I wish you were free"|
|Hit Points||Scales to 75% of Defense|
|Attack||Scales to Moxie + 37|
|Defense||Scales to Muscle + 37|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, torso, cloud|
Looks like you freed a genie and now it's seeking revenge for all those years in the bottle. And I don't want to tell you your business, but it seems to me that fighting someone who can literally grant wishes is probably not a good idea? Like, he could probably just wish you dead? So uh good luck I guess.
The genie hits you with the weird cloud that I guess is sort of his legs or whatever? Anyway it's a lot harder than you'd expect. Argh! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ugh! Oof!
The genie punches you, presumably to conserve magical energy. Or maybe just because punching is fun. Eek! Oof! Oof! Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Oof!
The genie clonks you on the head with his bottle, then worriedly looks in the top to make sure he didn't break all his furniture. Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Argh! Eek! Eek! Ow!
The genie wiggles his nose and wishes away some of your hit points. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Argh! Argh! Ugh! Ouch! Argh!
The genie wishes to hit you, but not hard enough. Er, I mean he didn't wish hard enough, not that he wished to hit you not hard enough.
The genie tries to beat you with his cloud half, but you're too wary of whatever is going on down there.
The genie starts to hit you with his bottle, but remembers that all his stuff is in there.
As predicted, the genie wishes you dead. Fortunately, he misses and a random passerby keels over. Whoops! (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: dropped scrap of paper|
Occurs when saying "I wish you were free" to the Genie.
- Immune to stuns and staggering.
- Has some measure of damage reduction.