Gaspar, the Senile Ghost
Gaspar, the Senile Ghost
Well hi there, whippersnapper! You certainly look like an old, rusty knight! I remember this one old, rusty night where me and Agnes -- she died, you know -- stayed out until 7 o'clock, parked in my old bitchin' meatcar down by the shore.
The shore's just not the same as it used to be, you know? It used to be all rocks -- none of this sand business. I remember the first time we saw sand on that beach, none of us even knew what it was!
My dad used to tell me to make his drinks on the rocks, you know, and he would be so mad when I put actual rocks in there instead of ice... zzzzzz....
Who are you? Can I help you? Here, have some candy. My nephew loves candy. He's a lawyer now, you know.
 | You acquire an item: Bit O' Ectoplasm |
Occurs while Trick or Treating in the Antique Arms And Armor.
References
- "Gaspar the Senile Ghost" is a reference to the Harvey Comics character Casper the Friendly Ghost.
- The first paragraph references "Bitchin' Camaro" by Dead Milkmen, the same song that inspired the bitchin' meatcar.
