Gamblin' man

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Gamblin' man
Monster ID 1656
Locations The Rowdy Saloon
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+1
Defense Player's Muscle+1
Initiative 0
Meat 40-60
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
sleeve deuce, pocket ace
Manuel hand of cards
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
gamblin' man You're fighting a gamblin' man

He was born a gamblin' man, lyin' to make a living and cheatin' the best he can. And when your wallet's grievin', he hopes you'll understand, that he was born a gamblin' man.

Hit Message(s):

He rolls some bones, where by 'bones' I'm referring specifically to your <nipple>, and by 'rolls' I mean "bludgeons you in". Eek!

He pulls out the cutest little derringer pistol you've ever seen, and makes a very uncute hole in your <solar plexus>. Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

He clubs you in the heart with the ace of spades. Like, an actual shovel-type spade. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek!

Miss Message(s):

He rolls some bones, but they come up snake eyes. "Why did it have to be snake eyes," he wonders aloud.

He pulls some cards out of his sleeve, and seems disappointed. I guess he expected a knife or something?

Fumble Message:

He fallaciously assumes that because he's defeated the last several adventurers he's fought, that he's more likely to miss this time, and therefore doesn't even try. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 40-60 Meat. (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*
Deuce.gifYou acquire an item: sleeve deuce (% chance)*
Ace.gifYou acquire an item: pocket ace (% chance)*

Occurs at The Rowdy Saloon.