Gamblin' man
| Gamblin' man | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1656 |
| Locations | The Rowdy Saloon |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+1 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+1 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | 40-60 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel | hand of cards |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a gamblin' manHe was born a gamblin' man, lyin' to make a living and cheatin' the best he can. And when your wallet's grievin', he hopes you'll understand, that he was born a gamblin' man.
Hit Message(s):
He rolls some bones, where by 'bones' I'm referring specifically to your <nipple>, and by 'rolls' I mean "bludgeons you in". Eek!
He pulls out the cutest little derringer pistol you've ever seen, and makes a very uncute hole in your <solar plexus>. Eek!
He clubs you in the heart with the ace of spades. Like, an actual shovel-type spade. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek!
He rolls some bones, but they come up snake eyes. "Why did it have to be snake eyes," he wonders aloud.
He pulls some cards out of his sleeve, and seems disappointed. I guess he expected a knife or something?
He fallaciously assumes that because he's defeated the last several adventurers he's fought, that he's more likely to miss this time, and therefore doesn't even try. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 40-60 Meat. (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)* |
 | You acquire an item: sleeve deuce (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: pocket ace (% chance)* |
Occurs at The Rowdy Saloon.
