G imp

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G imp
Monster ID 125
Locations The Dark Elbow of the Woods, The Dark Heart of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums
Hit Points 46
Attack 46
Defense 46
No-Hit 56
Initiative 60
Meat 24-36
Phylum demon
Elements hot
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso, wing
hot wing, Imp Ale, leather mask, Vitamin G pill
Manuel Entry
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G imp You're fighting a G imp

This is an imp dressed entirely in black leather bondage gear. He giggles in a way you're not entirely comfortable with. With which you're not entirely comfortable.

Hit Message(s):

He pulls out a riding crop and crops you in the <knee>. Ugh! Ow! Ooh! (hot damage)

He pulls out a cat-o-nine tails and whips you with at least five of them. Ouch! Ow! Argh! (hot damage)

He pulls out a ball gag and gags you with it. It's much worse than that one time you got gagged with a spoon. Oof! Ugh! Ow! (hot damage)

He pulls out a bullwhip and bullwhips you. Man, what a bunch of bull. Eek! Ouch! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He disappears for a second, then comes back riding a motorcycle. No, wait, it's a chopper. He runs over you several times, until you feel like a thoroughly crashed Honda. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! Oof! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to crop you with a riding crop, but you leap aside and remain uncropped.

He pulls out a cat-o-nine tails, but can hit you with nary a tail. He probably should unzip the eyeholes on his mask.

He tries to gag you with a ball gag, but you're not having any of that funny business.

He tries to bullwhip you, but it doesn't work since you're not a bull.

Fumble Message:

He jumps on a nearby motorcycle -- no, wait, it's a chopper. He can't seem to find the keys to start it up, though, so he just sits there looking frustrated. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Monster-Specific Hit Message when wielding a whip:

You whip him with your whip. He seems to enjoy it, which skeeves you out, but it does do X points of damage. SMACK! BAM! WHAM!
Meat.gifYou gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*
Batwing.gifYou acquire an item: hot wing (30.0% chance)*
Beer.gifYou acquire an item: Imp Ale (29.9% chance)*
Lmask.gifYou acquire an item: leather mask (7.7% chance)*
Pill4.gifYou acquire an item: vitamin G pill (10.0% chance)*
You gain 11-12 <substat>.

Occurs at The Dark Elbow of the Woods, The Dark Heart of the Woods, and Pandamonium Slums.


  • On August 16th, 2010, this enemy's image was changed. Its original was:


  • Gimp, used in this case as a sexual term, was popularized by a minor character called "The Gimp" from the 1994 film, Pulp Fiction. The critical hit and fumble messages are also references to Pulp Fiction. Furthermore, in Pulp Fiction, two of the main characters are bound and fitted with ball gags.
  • "He disappears for a second, then comes back riding a motorcycle. No, wait, it's a chopper." is also a reference to Pulp Fiction, when Bruce Willis character reminds his lover multiple times that his ride is indeed a chopper.
  • "...gagged with a spoon" refers to the slang exclamation "Gag me with a spoon!", popularized by the Frank Zappa song, "Valley Girl".
  • The ball gag miss, "you're not having any of that funny business," is a pun on the word gag, which is either something stuffed in your mouth to keep you from screaming and also a type of comedic display.
  • The final sentence fragment is a rewrite of the previous sentence, so that it doesn't end with a preposition, a thing that grammar teachers are not fond of... er... a thing of which grammar teachers are not fond.