Fuzzy Dice

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Fuzzy Dice

Groovy plushness, but
What does it do? Better ask
"What doesn't it do?"

Does all sorts of crazy stuff

Ability: Mostly attacks enemies, but sometimes attacks you, gives you meat, HP, or MP, delevels enemies, or keeps enemies from attacking

Throne/Bjorn: All attributes +10, sometimes staggers opponent

Hatchling: Dice.gif fuzzy dice

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Carneck.gif meatcar model

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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +3 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +3 Mysticality statgain 8-10 HP +2 Moxie statgain
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Combat Messages
  • Regular message(s):
    <name> begins to roll.
    Snake Eyes! <name> turns into a snake, and bites you in the foot.
    HPYou lose X hit points.
    Three. <name> begins to glow with an unearthly blue light.
    MPYou gain X Mana Points.
    Four. <name> grows a coating of nasty-looking spikes, and slams into your opponent for X damage.
    Five. <name> glares at your opponent menacingly. A calm fills the air.
    Monster AttackMonster attack power reduced by X/2
    Six. <name> rolls up next to you and soothes some of your wounds.
    HPYou gain X hit points.
    Seven. <name> twitches for a little while, but does nothing interesting.
    Eight. <name> forgets what eight was for, and does nothing.
    Nine. <name> trips your opponent. Trippy.
    Ten. <name> loans you 10 Meat.
    Meat.gifYou gain 10 Meat.
    Eleven. <name> bashes into your opponent, doing 2X damage. It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.
    Boxcars! <name> turns into a box of cars, and they all run over you.
    HPYou lose X hit points.
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    <Name> rolls for initiative. It makes the check, and your opponent has to wait until the next round to attack
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    <Name> rolls for a chance to stagger your opponent... the roll is successful! Your foe is staggered!
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    <name> finally remembers what eight is for. It's for rifling your slain foe's pockets.
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <name> swings around the maypole on his string, careful to not get gravy on his fuzz.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    <name> grins with his wax lips. How he manages to roll with the wax lips stuck on one side, we don't know.

Arena Messages

  • None - familiar has no weaknesses.


  • In all cases, X is the familiar's weight.
  • The dice will act approximately 30% of the time, regardless of weight.
  • The probability of rolling any of the numbers is the same as if you were to actually roll 2 dice.


  • The results for eight are a reference to the song "Kiss Off" by the Violent Femmes, which features the lyric "8, 8, I forget what 8 was for".
  • "Rolling initiative" is something which must be done in Dungeons and Dragons to determine which character moves first.