Furious giant cow
|Furious giant cow|
|Locations||Wandering monster from Avatar of West of Loathing|
|Hit Points||75% of Defense, max 112|
|Attack||Player's Moxie+20, max 150|
|Defense||Player's Muscle+20, max 150|
|Monster Parts||head, horn, leg, tail, torso|
You hear a thunderous boom followed by a deep, reverberating Moooooooo.
"Oh no," you say, "not another duck. If I get attacked by one more duck, I swear I'm gonna --"
Enraged by your cruel sarcasm, the giant cow lowers its head and advances on you.
It stomps the ground with its powerful hoof, shaking the whole area. You fall down, landing right on your <shins>. Ouch! Ow! Argh! Argh! Ooh!
It stampedes your <throat>. Ow! Ouch! Argh! Argh! Ouch! Oof!
It opens its mouth to moo, but what comes out is a whole lot of bees. Yikes! (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ugh! Eek! Ow! Ow!
It stomps the ground with its powerful hoof, which gets briefly stuck in a gopher hole. You chuckle as the cow bellows and wrenches its foot loose.
It tries to stampede your <giblets>, but misses.
It opens its mouth to moo, but what comes out is a cloud of dust.
It opens its mouth to moo, but what comes out is a cloud of dust. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: corrupted marrow (?% chance)*|
Occurs as a wandering monster while on the Avatar of West of Loathing challenge path.