Furious cow
| Furious cow | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1926 |
| Locations | Wandering monster from Avatar of West of Loathing |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | ? |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, horn, leg, tail, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a furious cowYou hear a lowing from behind you that is low neither in pitch nor in volume. You turn around to find yourself face to face with a cow who clearly has a problem with you.
"What's the matter, cow?" you say, "Have you got a chip... chipped beef... on your shoulder... or something?"
Further enraged by your failed attempted at a joke, the cow charges at you.
Hit Message(s):
It lifts its leg and spews a gout of flame from its udder, burning your <throat>. Oof! Eek! Ugh! (hot damage)
It goes your <lower back> with one horn and your <throat> with the other. Ooh! Ouch! Ouch!
It harmlessly chews its cud for a few minutes, and then harmfully spits its cud on you. Blech. Ugh! Ugh! Oof! (sleaze damage)
It lifts its leg and spews a gout of flame from its udder, burning your <groin>. Ooh!
It charges at you, but misses and gets its horns lodged in a tree.
It tries to gore your <calf> and your <throat> at the same time, but those parts of you are too far apart.
It stops for a moment, wincing. It must have gotten a cramp in one of its stomachs.
It charges at you, but misses and gets its horns lodged in a tree. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: corrupted marrow (?% chance)* |
Occurs as a wandering monster while on the Avatar of West of Loathing challenge path.
