Funk sole brother

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Funk sole brother
Monster ID 719
Locations The Briny Deeps
Hit Points 400
Attack 300
Defense 315
No-Hit 310
Initiative 150
Meat 160-240
Phylum fish
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts fin, head, tail
Drops
dull fish scale, slick fish meat
Manuel Entry
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funk sole brother You're fighting a funk sole brother

Right about now, you're attacked by a funk sole brother. Check it out now, the funk sole brother (Repeat as needed to get the full effect).

This is one funky fish -- it slaps the water in a syncopated pattern, wiggling its fins and getting down to music only it can hear. It looks harmless, but don't get too close or you'll end up sole food.

Hit Message(s):

It lets the beat drop, and the beat lands on your foot. Turns out those things are heavy. Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Ooh!

It shakes its tailfin, mocking your lack of rhythm. Ow, your feelings! Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Eek!

It whacks you with a fin. It was probably trying to do one of those complicated handshakes (finshakes?) you were never cool enough to get. Ow! Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Oof! Ooh! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

It swims high over your head and lands directly on top of you. Don't take it personally -- it probably didn't see you, what with having both eyes on one side and all.

Miss Message(s):

It lets the beat drop, but you turn the beat around and send it back at it.

It shakes its tailfin, but you avert your eyes.

It tries to whack you with a fin, but you arrhythmically dodge.

Fumble Message:

You hide on the side of it where its eyes don't go. It swims in circles trying to find you. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 160-240 Meat (average: 200, stdev: 16.32)*
Scale1.gifYou acquire an item: dull fish scale (14.1% chance)*
Filet2.gifYou acquire an item: slick fish meat (3.9% chance)*

Occurs at The Briny Deeps.

References

  • "The Rockafeller Skank" is a hit by Fatboy Slim. Its sole lyric is "Right about now, the funk soul brother. Check it out now, the funk soul brother."
  • Soul food is a style of African-American cooking.
  • "Where Your Eyes Don't Go" is yet another They Might Be Giants song reference. Also, real flounders have eyes on only one side of their bodies.
  • The hit and miss messages referencing "let the beat drop" are possible references to the song "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys. Also, "turn the beat around" is a possible reference to the song "Turn the Beat Around", popularized by Gloria Estefan.