Fudge poodle
| Fudge poodle | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1120 |
| Locations | Fudge Mountain |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 120 |
| Defense | 108 |
| Initiative | 80 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, body, head, leg, tail |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a fudge poodleThe poodle is the second most intelligent dog breed in the world. Which means that it is fully capable of perceiving how ridiculous its haircut is, and of curating its resentment, and of someday unleashing its howling fanged revenge. Just keep that in mind.
Even though this poodle is made of fudge, it is no less ridiculous-looking, and no emptier of murderous rage.
Hit Message(s):
It lunges at your throat, lodging fudge fangs deep in your jugular. "Fudge Fangs Jugular" is the name of my Bow Wow Wow cover band, by the way. Ouch! Oof!
It whips you with its tail pompom. Turns out, getting hit with a ball of fudge that big is like taking a medicine ball to the gut. Ugh! Eek!
It jumps up and nails you right in the crotch with its front paws. WHY DO DOGS ALWAYS DO THAT?! Ouch! Oof!
It barks twice, then bites you with a fudge fang. I'd say, on the whole, the bite was worse. Ooh! Ouch!
It finally unleashes all of its smoldering sartorial resentment, doing its level best to sever your <nipple> and your <arm> with its fudge fangs. Eek! Argh!
It heels, stays, rolls over, and plays dead. You're impressed, but not in pain.
It stops attacking to lick itself, unaware that whatever it's licking, it's making smaller.
It stomps its pom-pom festooned ankles and pouts.
It barks a few times, but it looks like it's going to bark all day and not bite.
You show it a mirror. It gets too demoralized to attack this round. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 10-12 fudgecules |
Occurs at Fudge Mountain. Fudgecule drops can be increased by the following effects:
References
- As can be deduced from the text, Bow Wow Wow is a band. It's funny, because bow wow is "one of the transcriptions used in English to describe a dog's bark". Ha. Ha.
- There are (as native English speakers are likely to know) several expressions comparing "bark" and "bite" including (its) bark is worse than (its) bite.
