Fudge oyster
| Fudge oyster | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1119 |
| Locations | Fudge Mountain |
| Hit Points | 130 |
| Attack | 100 |
| Defense | 90 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | shell, slime |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a fudge oysterThis is a giant mollusk made out of fudge. It certainly isn't going down like a punk to any fudge carpenter or walrus. Answer came there none, indeed.
Hit Message(s):
It spits a fudge pearl at you, smacking you in the <nipple>.
It snaps you in the <kidney> with its fudge shell. You feel shell-shocked.
It sticks part of its gastropod in your mouth. Since this month doesn't have an 'R' in it, you get sick to your stomach.
It slimes you with its gastropod. Ew. (sleaze damage)
It engulfs you in its shell, coats you in ganache nacre, and turns you into a pearl. The process is temporary, but surprisingly painful.
It spits out a fudge pearl. Um. Yum?
It snaps its shell at you, but you avoid getting shell-shocked.
It tries to slime you with your[sic] gastropod, but you move backward on your podopods.
It clacks its shell together in an entirely un-menacing way.
It stops fighting to write a letter to its distant relatives in the Rocky Mountains. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 8-10 fudgecules |
Occurs at Fudge Mountain. Fudgecule drops can be increased by the following effects:
References
- The opening text references the poem, The Walrus and the Carpenter, from Lewis Carroll's book, Through the Looking-Glass.
- "Rocky Mountain oysters" are another food item not necessarily for the squeamish, like oysters.
- Before widespread refrigeration, oysters were more likely to spoil in months whose name don't contain an R, that is, the warmer months of May through August.
