Fudge Mountain Breakdown
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You manage to avoid being attacked by any fudge for a few minutes, and find yourself in a peaceful alpine glade.
How will you take advantage of this momentary respite?
| Frolic in the wildflowers |
You frolic for a while, but then you get tired of frolicking, but then you're afraid you'll miss the frolicking when it's gone, so you take a flower with you as a souvenir so you can remember the frolicking later.
 | You acquire an item: fudge lily |
| Look for trouble |
- If you have already chosen this three times (fights against copies of swarms don’t count):
You run over to the wasp's nest and kick it again, but nothing comes out. Ah well. Maybe a new colony of wasps will have moved into it by tomorrow.
(does not consume an adventure)
- Otherwise:
swarm of fudgewasps  -- (edit metadata)
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- Before Section 15 has been punched:
You stomp around frowning at things for a while, but you don't meet any resistance. Looks like trouble has taken a holiday. (does not consume an adventure)
| Climb towards the summit |
You climb toward the summit of fudge mountain, but before you get there you accidentally drop your keys in the snow. You dig and dig and dig, but all you find is a lump of frozen fudge.
Then you realize that you never had any car keys in the first place, so you head back down the mountain.
 | You acquire an item: frigid fudgepuck |
- Before Section 11 has been punched:
You try to climb all the way to the summit of fudge mountain, but you keep losing the trail. The Fudge division of the National Park Service really hasn't been maintaining this mountain very well.
| Head downward |
You head down the mountain and encounter a curious cloud of delicious-smelling steam. You follow it back to its source, which turns out to be a relaxing hot fudge spring. You strip down, hop in, and luxuriate in it for a while.
When it's time for you to reluctantly get back to your adventuring, you scrape the fudge off and take it with you as a souvenir.
 | You acquire an item: superheated fudge |
Before Section 13 has been punched:
You head down the mountain, but you don't find anything interesting before you reach the bottom. Ah well. At least it was good exercise.
Actually, no it wasn't. It was just a big waste of time.
Occurs at Fudge Mountain.
Notes
- Choosing any option that does not yet have an effect does not consume an Adventure.
References
- The title of the adventure is a reference to the bluegrass instrumental song "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" by Flatt and Scruggs.
