Frozen duck
Frozen duck | |
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Monster ID | 556 |
Locations | The Pond, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War) |
Hit Points | 180 |
Attack | 170 |
Defense | 160 |
No-Hit | 180 |
Initiative | 50 |
Meat | 120-180 |
Phylum | beast |
Elements | cold |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | head, leg, tail, torso, wing |
Manuel Entry | |
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This is a duck that got driven into the frigid waters of McMillicancuddy's pond. It's big, it's cold, and it's angry at the Adventurer that's responsible. And in case you didn't remember, that adventurer is you!
Hit Message(s):
It buffets you with its frozen wings. Someone should put some hot sauce on those. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It flies right over your head. Frigid water rolls off its back (just like...uh...something or other) and splashes you. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It snaps at you with its frigid bill. That it has no teeth is cold comfort indeed. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It splashes some water from the icy-cold pond onto you. Brrr! Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It flies up into the air, circles behind you, and pushes you straight into the frigid pond! It's the worst ducking you've ever received. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It tries to buffet you with its frozen wings, but your jimmy remains unbuffetted.
It tries to snap at you with its frigid bill, but its frozen shut.
It swoops into the pond, then tries to fly up to do a dive-bomb at you. Unfortunately for it, the pond is so cold that it freezes around the duck's legs, trapping it in the ice.
It dive-bombs you, but you duck. Get it? Duck? Ha!
It tries to dive-bomb you, but its wings are too icy to allow it to get airborne.
It tries to dive-bomb you but finds that its feet are frozen in the pond. (FUMBLE!)
You gain 120-180 Meat (average: 150, stdev: 12.65)* |
You acquire an item: frozen feather (10.4% chance)* |
You acquire an item: duct tape (5.1% chance)* |
You gain 42 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Pond and McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War).
References
- The miss message is a reference to Jimmy Buffett.