Frozen Bag of Tortellini
|Frozen Bag of Tortellini|
|Locations||every 35-40 adventures during Peripatetic Pasta|
This is a bag full of freezer-bitten lumps of dough and cheese that, when boiled for five minutes, turns into
healthy and delicious food. It's just like mom used to make, provided mom was an automated series of extruders, ovens, and conveyor belts.
It pops one of its frozen tortellini into your mouth, and all of your teeth develop immediate and painful cold sensitivity. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It pelts you with little frozen chunks of meat. There's meat in here? Who would eat currency? Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It releases a puddle of frozen sauce. You slip in it and fall, hitting your favorite face on the freezing sauce. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It slings a tortellini at you like a tiny frozen shuriken. It hurts even worse than the actual tiny frozen shuriken the ninja snowmen use. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It throws a tortellini at you, but you dodge with aplomb. Then you put down the aplomb.
It releases a puddle of frozen sauce, then looks embarrassed.
It tries to wrap its freezing bag around your head to suffocate you, but you tell it that that's not your bag, baby.
It slings a tortellini at you like a tiny frozen shuriken, but you're used to dodging those after fighting ninja snowmen.
It throws a frozen chunk of meat at you. You note where it lands so you can put it in your wallet after it thaws.
It tries to pop one of its frozen tortellini into your mouth, but you're not having any of that funny business.
It starts to defrost, and has to go find a walk-in freezer to duck into for a few minutes. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini (% chance)*|