Frozen Bag of Tortellini

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Frozen Bag of Tortellini
Monster ID 1462
Locations every 35-40 adventures during Peripatetic Pasta
Hit Points  ?
Attack  ?
Defense unknown
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum weird
Elements cold
Resistance 100%
Monster Parts unknown
Chef Boy, R&D's business card, freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Frozen Bag of Tortellini You're fighting a Frozen Bag of Tortellini

This is a bag full of freezer-bitten lumps of dough and cheese that, when boiled for five minutes, turns into healthy and delicious food. It's just like mom used to make, provided mom was an automated series of extruders, ovens, and conveyor belts.

Hit Message(s):

It pops one of its frozen tortellini into your mouth, and all of your teeth develop immediate and painful cold sensitivity. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

It pelts you with little frozen chunks of meat. There's meat in here? Who would eat currency? Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

It releases a puddle of frozen sauce. You slip in it and fall, hitting your favorite face on the freezing sauce. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

It slings a tortellini at you like a tiny frozen shuriken. It hurts even worse than the actual tiny frozen shuriken the ninja snowmen use. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It throws a handful of tortellini at you, hitting your <forehead> and <groin> hard enough to bruise and frostbite you at the same time. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

Miss Message(s):

It throws a tortellini at you, but you dodge with aplomb. Then you put down the aplomb.

It releases a puddle of frozen sauce, then looks embarrassed.

It tries to wrap its freezing bag around your head to suffocate you, but you tell it that that's not your bag, baby.

It slings a tortellini at you like a tiny frozen shuriken, but you're used to dodging those after fighting ninja snowmen.

It throws a frozen chunk of meat at you. You note where it lands so you can put it in your wallet after it thaws.

It tries to pop one of its frozen tortellini into your mouth, but you're not having any of that funny business.

Fumble Message:

It starts to defrost, and has to go find a walk-in freezer to duck into for a few minutes. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Tortelinus.gifYou acquire an item: freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini (% chance)*

Appears as a wandering monster, part of the mysticality class revamp.