Frank Gets Earnest

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Frank Gets Earnest
Frank Gets Earnest

"Dang, Chief. That was rough," says Frank.

"Yeah, tell me about it," you reply, between bouts of coughing up blood.

"The stuff that sausage was doin'. Did it seem... weird to you?"

"You're asking me," you reply, "if I noticed anything weird while I was getting my ass handed to me by a magical floating sausage that used to be a woman and then was briefly a big tentacle monster? Because no. That's pretty much a normal day for me. Why -- did you notice anything weird?"

"It's just that... it was in all caps."

"All whats?"

"Maybe you... didn't see it the way I did," Frank says, "but I've got a feeling I know somebody -- a former somebody, at least -- who could probably help us with this. Guy named Nagamar. He was a wizard, back in my day, and he had this wand that did weird stuff with words. He always said he wanted to be buried with it, and I'll betcha anything that's exactly what happened. We should head to the cemetery and check."

"You mean the cemetary?" you reply.

"No, it's spelled with an... huh. Yeah, it definitely sounds like Nagamar is there."

"So... our next step is grave robbery?" you reply.

"Don't act like you're above it, Boss."


Okay. Let's go.

You pick up the rest of your teeth and head towards the Misspelled Cemetary.


Occurs after losing against The Naughty Sorceress due to not owning a Wand of Nagamar.