Former Sheriff Dan Driscoll

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Former Sheriff Dan Driscoll
Monster ID 1922
Locations Investigating a Plaintive Telegram
Hit Points 800
Attack  ?
Defense unknown
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
buffalo dime, buffalo dime, Former Sheriff Dan's tin star
Manuel Entry
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Former Sheriff Dan Driscoll You're fighting Former Sheriff Dan Driscoll

"I beg your pardon!" he scoffs. He pulls back one side of his coat to reveal a pair of handcuffs fastened to his belt, and a badge fastened to his vest.

"Dan Driscoll?" you say, astonished. "You monster! You didn't flee the camp because of rampant crime! You fled the camp to go into the rampant crime business!"

"Ha! Good luck making an honest living with those dang merchants runnin' the show. Bureaucracy did more to lay Breadwood low than savagery ever did."

"Well that's a pretty uncharitable view of civiliza -- hey!" you shout, as he slaps the handcuffs on you.

Hit Message(s):

He pulls a police baton out of his belt and smacks you in the <lower back>. What a contemptible abuse of authority! Eek! Ouch! Argh! Oof!

He pistolwhips you. So much for professional courtesy! Eek! Eek! Ooh! Ouch!

"You're under arrest!" he shouts. "For what?" you shout back. "For getting shot in the <head>!"

Then he shoots you in the <shoulder>. Argh! Eek! Ugh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

"You're under arrest!" he shouts. "For what?" you shout back. "For getting shot in the <head>!"

Then he shoots you in the <skull>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ow! Ow! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to shoot you, but the bullet ricochets off of the handcuffs. How unlikely!

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

Buffdime.gifYou acquire 2 buffalo dimes (100% chance)*

You haul Dan back to Breadwood, but since he already spent all the Meat he stole the Merchants Association has nothing to pay you with. You throw Dan into the cell with them, lock the door, swallow the key, and head home.

Danstar.gifYou acquire an item: Former Sheriff Dan's tin star (100% chance)*

Occurs at The Investigation Thrillingly Concludes! while Investigating a Plaintive Telegram (Sheriff Wanted).


  • Most actions in combat fail with the message:
You can't do that with these handcuffs on.
  • Attacking with your weapon will fail with the following message, but allow Passive Damage sources to fire:
You can't attack with these handcuffs on.


  • Breadwood is a play on the TV series Deadwood. Dan Driscoll is likely a combination of the names Dan Dority and Tim Driscoll from the show.