Foodie Giant
| Foodie Giant | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1334 |
| Locations | The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 130 |
| Defense | 120 |
| Initiative | 40 |
| Meat | 80-120 |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Foodie GiantThis giant uses only locally-sourced ingredients to make artisinal gourmet food. Since she lives in a castle in the clouds with little natural flora or ecosystem, she has to rely on what she can grow in her little (to a giant) kitchen garden. Her grilled cirrus with pistachio-basil aioli is to die for, though.
Hit Message(s):
She smears some hand-made artisinal ketchup on your <head>. Turns out Big Ketchup drastically reduces the acidity on its homogenized product. Ouch! Eek! Ooh!
She pounds your <calf> with her pestle, then adds some pine nuts and pesto because of course there are pine nuts and pesto involved. Ow! Eek! Ugh!
She cuts you with a hand-forged knife, then pours some of her artisinal balsamic lemon vinegar reduction in the wound. Oof! Argh! Ooh!
She grates you with a hand-made wooden cheese grater. Where does she even get cheese up here? Oof! Oof! Ooh!
She uses her mortar and pestle to beat you into a carbon-neutral pulp. Ugh! Argh! Ow!
You mispronounce "quinoa," which enrages her so much she beats you with a hand-carved artisinal meat tenderizer. Oof! Eek! Argh!
She smears some hand-made artisinal ketchup on your kidney. The taste is virtually indistinguishable.
She stops to mix up a pine-nut pesto, because there are always pine-nuts and pesto involved in this kind of cuisine.
She tries to cut you with a hand-forged knife, but she couldn't locally source a knife sharpener.
She tries to grate you with a hand-made wooden cheese grater, but you're grateful that she misses.
She tries to grind you with her mortar and pestle, but you avoid the daily grind.
She stops to figure out whether "quinoa" is pronounced "kwuh-NO-ah" or "KEEN-wah," and is too confused to attack this round. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain ?81-118? Meat |
 | You acquire an item: giant artisanal rice peeler (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: giant heirloom grape tomato (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli (25% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice (15% chance)* |
Occurs at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor).
References
- The micro-grain "quinoa" is pronounced "KEEN-wah."
- Pesto is made from basil, pinenuts, olive oil, garlic, and cheese.
- Chipotle is a smoke dried hot pepper.
- Cilantro, in North American cooking, is the name for the greens of coriander, taken from the Spanish name due to Mexican influence.
- Aioli is a sauce similar to mayonnaise, but from a different cooking tradition. It traditionally has more flavors added.
- Wasabi is a Japanese vegetable similar to horseradish, the root is commonly ground for its hot flavor.
