Flexible disco dancer

Flexible disco dancer
Monster ID	1446
Locations	The Space Odyssey Discotheque
Hit Points	75% of Player's Buffed Muscle
Attack	Player's Buffed Moxie
Defense	Player's Buffed Muscle
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	unknown
Drops Disco horoscope (Aquarius), Disco horoscope (Aries), Disco horoscope (Cancer), Disco horoscope (Capricorn), Disco horoscope (Gemini), Disco horoscope (Leo), Disco horoscope (Libra), Disco horoscope (Pisces), Disco horoscope (Sagittarius), Disco horoscope (Scorpio), Disco horoscope (Taurus), Disco horoscope (Virgo), discocktail
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a flexible disco dancer

On the floor of the Space Odyssey Disco, you encounter a dancer with some really serious moves -- like, really serious. Superhuman, almost.

You wait until she turns around and she... he... hmm. Maybe it's the lights and the fog machine, but you can't really focus on the dancer's face. It's like it's moving... Shifting... Melting?

Its eyes redden as it sees you, and advances on you with a purpose older and more brutal than Disco dancing.

Hit Message(s):

It punches you from slightly further away than a normal human punch span. Then it punches you again from even further away. Argh! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Argh! Argh! Ugh!

It knees you in the <kidney>, which wouldn't normally be unusual, except that it was facing away from you at the time. Eek! Ooh! Argh! Oof! Argh! Ooh! Eek! Eek!

It simultaneously stomps on the floor and kicks you in the crotch. With the same leg. Eek! Oof! Oof! Eek! Ugh! Eek! Oof! Ugh!

It leans in close to you and somehow pokes you in the eyes with its own eyes. Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Argh! Argh! Eek! Ouch! Ugh! Eek!

It coils its forearm around your throat and strangles you. Wait, what? How is it doing that? Oof! Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Aquarius) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Aries) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Cancer) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Capricorn) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Gemini) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Leo) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Libra) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Pisces) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Sagittarius) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Scorpio) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Taurus) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Virgo) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: discocktail (? chance)*

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Occurs at The Space Odyssey Discotheque.

Notes

• Horoscopes are Conditional Drops, and only one horoscope is dropped at a time.
• Discocktails started dropping on October 20, 2013.