Flame-broiled meat blob
| Flame-broiled meat blob | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 148 |
| Locations | The Haunted Pantry |
| Hit Points | 2 |
| Attack | 2 |
| Defense | 1 |
| No-Hit | 12 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 16-24 |
| Phylum | slime |
| Elements | hot |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | pseudopod |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a flame-broiled meat blobYou are suddenly ambushed by a giant flame-broiled meat blob. It bobs up and down menacingly, dripping with meaty goodness and radiating waves of intense heat.
Hit Message(s):
It summons two demons - one looks like a large beverage, the other some levitating, bearded carton of french fries - and they lay the smack down. Argh! (hot damage)
It spatters you with hot fat. It's like that one time you cooked bacon in the nude. You in the nude, that is. Not the bacon. Oof! (hot damage)
It smothers you with its meaty, blobby body. You find out that it's very hard to breathe chargrilled beef. Argh! (hot damage)
It engulfs you in meaty hotness -- umm... this isn't going to go anywhere good. You're going to start snickering, and then I'm going to get angry. Let's just say it hits you really, really hard. Ooh! Argh! (hot damage)
It assaults you with a barrage of non-sequitur stoner humor. You're confused, but unhurt.
It tries to spatter you with hot fat, but you nimbly leap aside.
It tries to smother you with its body, but you take a big bite out of it. Then you spit it out. Meat?! Why would anyone want to eat money?
It starts to engulf you in meaty hotness, but you grab the... never mind. This isn't going anywhere good. Let's just say it was about to hit you, and then something happened and it failed. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)* |
 | You acquire an item: meat paste (39.5% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: meat paste (39.5% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: meat paste (39.5% chance)* |
| You gain 1 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Haunted Pantry.
Notes
- Only appears when you have an even number of ascensions (including zero). It is replaced by the overdone flame-broiled meat blob when you have an odd number.
References
- The combat text describing the beverage and french fries gives this monster a resemblance to "Meatwad" from the cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who lives with Master Shake (a beverage) and Frylock (a carton of french fries). The attack message which mentions "non-sequitur stoner humor" probably refers to the show's absurd sense of humor.
