Fitness Giant

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Super Weight-Gain 9000 drop rate

Fitness Giant
Monster ID 1332
Locations The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
Hit Points 200
Attack 150
Defense 140
Initiative 40
Meat 80-120
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
giant gym membership card, giant jar of protein powder, pec oil, Squat-Thrust Magazine
Manuel Fitspiration™ poster
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Fitness Giant You're fighting a Fitness Giant

This giant has bulging biceps, triceps, lats, quads, glutes...every part of this giant you can see is all bulgy and veiny. His impressive physique would make him a hit with the ladies, if he ever did anything but hang out in the gym and pound protein shakes.

He squints at you disdainfully, barely able to move his bulging neck to get you in his field of vision. "Bro," he says, "do you even lift?"

Hit Message(s):

He asks if you bought tickets to the gun show, then pounds you with a veiny fist when you don't get the joke. Ugh! Argh! Ow!

He drops one of his giant dumbbells on your foot. The thing's low I.Q. doesn't affect its high P.Q. (Pain Quotient). Eek! Ooh! Ooh!

He sticks you between his calf and thigh muscles and flexes until you black out. Ooh! Ooh! Argh!

He flicks you with two incredibly muscular fingers, making you fly across the room. Eek! Eek! Ouch!

He scoops you up and squeezes you between his forearm and his bicep until you gasp for air. Eek! Argh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

He tosses his smallest medicine ball at you. It's about the size of your entire torso, which is what it grinds into paste when it smacks into you. Eek! Ooh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He says, "hey, bro, do you have some tape? 'Cause I'm totally ripped!"

He says, "yo, bro, do you have a band-aid? Because I'm totally cut!"

He says, "yo bro, do you have a sandwich? 'Cause I'm feeling a little pec-ish!" You roll your eyes extra hard at that one.

He says, "yo, bro, have you bought your tickets? Y'know, to the gun show!"

He says, "hey, bro, do you know a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!"

Fumble Message:

He collapses under his bench press bench and asks if you can spot him. He groans when you point out you're a tenth the size of an ordinary giant, so you won't be much help. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain ?80-117? Meat
Gymcard.gifYou acquire an item: giant gym membership card (10% chance)*
Ppjar.gifYou acquire an item: giant jar of protein powder (15% chance)*
Pecoil.gifYou acquire an item: pec oil (25% chance)*
Stmagazine.gifYou acquire an item: Squat-Thrust Magazine (10% chance)*
Item fitposter.gifYou acquire an item: Fitspiration™ poster (15% chance)*
Pill.gifYou acquire an item: Super Weight-Gain 9000 (1% chance)*

Occurs in The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)‎.