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|Locations||The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
This giant has bulging biceps, triceps, lats, quads, glutes...every part of this giant you can see is all bulgy and veiny. His impressive physique would make him a hit with the ladies, if he ever did anything but hang out in the gym and pound protein shakes.
He squints at you disdainfully, barely able to move his bulging neck to get you in his field of vision. "Bro," he says, "do you even lift?"
He asks if you bought tickets to the gun show, then pounds you with a veiny fist when you don't get the joke. Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
He drops one of his giant dumbbells on your foot. The thing's low I.Q. doesn't affect its high P.Q. (Pain Quotient). Ouch! Eek! Ow!
He sticks you between his calf and thigh muscles and flexes until you black out. Ugh! Eek! Eek!
He flicks you with two incredibly muscular fingers, making you fly across the room. Argh! Ugh! Eek!
He scoops you up and squeezes you between his forearm and his bicep until you gasp for air. Eek! Eek! Argh!
He tosses his smallest medicine ball at you. It's about the size of your entire torso, which is what it grinds into paste when it smacks into you. Ow! Ooh! Eek!
He says, "hey, bro, do you have some tape? 'Cause I'm totally ripped!"
He says, "yo, bro, do you have a band-aid? Because I'm totally cut!"
He says, "yo bro, do you have a sandwich? 'Cause I'm feeling a little pec-ish!" You roll your eyes extra hard at that one.
He says, "yo, bro, have you bought your tickets? Y'know, to the gun show!"
He says, "hey, bro, do you know a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!"
He collapses under his bench press bench and asks if you can spot him. He groans when you point out you're a tenth the size of an ordinary giant, so you won't be much help. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain ?80-117? Meat|
|You acquire an item: giant gym membership card (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: giant jar of protein powder (15% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: pec oil (25% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Squat-Thrust Magazine (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Fitspiration™ poster (15% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Super Weight-Gain 9000 (1% chance)*|