Fishy pirate

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Fishy pirate
Monster ID 1763
Locations Pirates of the Garbage Barges
Hit Points 100
Attack 150
Defense 150
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum pirate
Elements stench
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arrrrm, head, leg, torso
beard incense, perfume-soaked bandana
Manuel bucket of fish juice
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
fishy pirate You're fighting a fishy pirate

You get tired of standing on your barge, so you decide to sit on top of one of its more solid-looking garbage piles. As you do, the garbage says "Arrr, I be sleeping here!"

"Aaaah, talking garbage!" you reply.

"Hey," says the pirate who crawls out from under the pile, "don't be so judgemental. Just because I was born with a condition that makes me smell horrible and also a propensity for murder and theft doesn't mean you should fear and hate me... Oh, hmm. I guess it sort of does."

Hit Message(s):

He hits you repeatedly with garbage, and little bits of garbage get all over your <throat>, and also in your mouth. Oof! Oof! Ow! (stench damage)

He his you with his cutless, which is like a cutlass except blunt. Eek! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He starts ranting and raving about how nobody properly appreciates pirates and how they keep the economy from stagnating. However, he has not been able to do the same for his breath. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He seems to want to hit you with some garbage, but there's so much around here he can't decide which bit to use.

He hits you with his sword, which is about as effective as a sword made of pressed garbage, which is what it is.

Fumble Message:

His sword snags on one of the barge's ubiquitous garbage piles. 'Ubiquitous' is a pretty fun word. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Incense.gifYou acquire an item: beard incense (15% chance)*
Perfbandana.gifYou acquire an item: perfume-soaked bandana (5% chance)*
Pail.gifYou acquire an item: bucket of fish juice (10% chance)*

Occurs at Pirates of the Garbage Barges.