Filthy pirate

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Filthy pirate
Monster ID 1761
Locations Pirates of the Garbage Barges
Hit Points 100
Attack 150
Defense 150
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum pirate
Elements stench
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arrrrm, head, leg, pegleg, torso
grogpagne, dirty rigging rope
Bounty empty rum bottle
Manuel plunge-leg
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
filthy pirate You're fighting a filthy pirate

As your barge creeps slowly down the garbage river, you hear a sound overhead. You look up just in time to see a nasty-looking pirate swing in on an even nastier-looking rope. As he lumbers toward you, you realize that what you took for a peg leg is actually a toilet plunger. A well-used one, by the looks of it.

"Arrrrge," says the pirate. "This be my barrrr now."


"Ye knows what I meant."

Hit Message(s):

He snags you with his hook hand, which appears to be a rusty bent-up coathanger. Ouch! Ooh! Argh!

He sings an incomprehensible sea shanty at you, and leans in wayyy too close to your face during the chorus. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He threatens to show you what's under his eyepatch. It turns out not to be an idle threat. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to claw you with his hook hand, but it's not as long as his real arm and he kind of misjudges his reach and misses you? I guess?

He kind of mutter-sings something that might have been a sea shanty, before he forgot all the words and also was drunk on bilge wine pretty much all of the time.

Fumble Message:

He tries to attack you, but his peg leg has suctioned itself to the floor. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Stinkrope.gifYou acquire an item: dirty rigging rope (5% chance)*
Champagne.gifYou acquire an item: grogpagne (15% chance)*
Gnollplunger.gifYou acquire an item: plunge-leg (10% chance)*
Bottle.gifYou acquire a bounty item: empty rum bottle
(X of 10 found)

Occurs at Pirates of the Garbage Barges.