Filthy hippy jewelry maker

Filthy hippy jewelry maker
Monster ID	58
Locations	The Hippy Camp
Hit Points	30
Attack	39
Defense	35
No-Hit	49
Initiative	70
Meat	None
Phylum	hippy
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, phat turquoise bead, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, double-barreled sling
Quest	Spanish fly
Bounty	greasy dreadlock
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a filthy hippy jewelry maker

This hippy makes jewelry, if clay beads and carved driftwood count as "jewelry." Which they don't.

Hit Message(s):

He beats you in the <bung> with a big piece of driftwood. Ow, kinda. Ooh! Ouch! Eek! (stench damage)

He pelts you with a bunch of beads carved into peace symbols. Ironically painful. Painfully ironic. Argh! Ugh! Oof! (stench damage)

He attacks you with a pair of pliers, which go straight up one nostril. You feel them poke your brain a little bit. Great, now you're going to be thinking about pliers all day long. Argh! Argh! Argh! (stench damage)

He whips you with his dreads, pelting you with big phatty (and greasy) beads. Oof! Oof! Ugh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He garottes you with a necklace made out of driftwood, hemp, and clay beads. The driftwood pokes you as the hemp strangles you. Oof! Oof! Eek! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He throws a piece of driftwood at you, but you drift to the side and dodge it.

He throws a bunch of beads carved into peace symbols at you, but your irony shield deflects 'em.

He tries to whack you with a pair of pliers, but you ply him with sparkling conversation instead.

He tries to whip you with the beads in his dreads, but your dread of his beads makes you dodge.

Fumble Message:

He suddenly stops and looks down at a mushroom growing out of the grass in the hippy camp. "Woah," he says, "that mushroom would look awesome as a phatty bead!" Completely distracted, he pulls out his jewelry-making kit. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: phat turquoise bead (10.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: reodorant (5.4% chance)*

You acquire an item: filthy corduroys (2.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (2.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: hemp string (30.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: beach glass bead (10.2% chance)*

You acquire an item: clay peace-sign bead (10.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: patchouli incense stick (30.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: double-barreled sling (5% chance)*

• With a Spanish fly trap equipped.

You acquire an item: Spanish fly (25% chance)*

• If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:

You acquire an item: greasy dreadlock (100% chance)*

You gain 8 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Hippy Camp.