Filthy hippy jewelry maker

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Filthy hippy jewelry maker
Monster ID 58
Locations The Hippy Camp
Hit Points 30
Attack 39
Defense 35
No-Hit 49
Initiative 70
Meat None
Phylum hippy
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, phat turquoise bead, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, double-barreled sling
Quest Spanish fly
Bounty greasy dreadlock
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
filthy hippy jewelry maker You're fighting a filthy hippy jewelry maker

This hippy makes jewelry, if clay beads and carved driftwood count as "jewelry." Which they don't.

Hit Message(s):

He beats you in the <face> with a big piece of driftwood. Ow, kinda. Ooh! Eek! Argh! (stench damage)

He pelts you with a bunch of beads carved into peace symbols. Ironically painful. Painfully ironic. Ugh! Eek! Eek! (stench damage)

He attacks you with a pair of pliers, which go straight up one nostril. You feel them poke your brain a little bit. Great, now you're going to be thinking about pliers all day long. Ow! Ugh! Ooh! (stench damage)

He whips you with his dreads, pelting you with big phatty (and greasy) beads. Oof! Eek! Ow! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He garottes you with a necklace made out of driftwood, hemp, and clay beads. The driftwood pokes you as the hemp strangles you. Ugh! Ooh! Ow! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He throws a piece of driftwood at you, but you drift to the side and dodge it.

He throws a bunch of beads carved into peace symbols at you, but your irony shield deflects 'em.

He tries to whack you with a pair of pliers, but you ply him with sparkling conversation instead.

He tries to whip you with the beads in his dreads, but your dread of his beads makes you dodge.

Fumble Message:

He suddenly stops and looks down at a mushroom growing out of the grass in the hippy camp. "Woah," he says, "that mushroom would look awesome as a phatty bead!" Completely distracted, he pulls out his jewelry-making kit. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Bead.gifYou acquire an item: phat turquoise bead (10.0% chance)*
Spraycan.gifYou acquire an item: reodorant (5.4% chance)*
Cords.gifYou acquire an item: filthy corduroys (2.0% chance)*
Dreadsack.gifYou acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (2.5% chance)*
Bracelet.gifYou acquire an item: hemp string (30.0% chance)*
Glassbead.gifYou acquire an item: beach glass bead (10.2% chance)*
Peacebead.gifYou acquire an item: clay peace-sign bead (10.3% chance)*
Incense.gifYou acquire an item: patchouli incense stick (30.3% chance)*
Bra.gifYou acquire an item: double-barreled sling (5% chance)*
Spanishfly.gifYou acquire an item: Spanish fly (25% chance)*
Dreadlock.gifYou acquire an item: greasy dreadlock (100% chance)*
You gain 8 <substat>.

Occurs at The Hippy Camp.